If you had a working voodoo doll, what would you do with it?
I’d probably have used it to pleasure a corporate babe at a long staff meeting. Should be a real kick to watch!
Archive of entries posted on 19th December 2025
Even Truer Now, If That’s Possible
All I Want For Christmas
Straight Line of the Day: “I’m Not Here To Give Legal Advice, But…”
Engage Only in Chief Today: Not Mischief.
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 12/19/2025 : New Matches for 12/19/2025
Glad to be guest hosting and to give you a holiday update. Everyone will hopefully be enjoying Christmas, I know all the interns and Mr. Walrus will, so these matches will run for an extra week and the next set of matches will be in the new year. I also hear that there will some Birthday celebratations in early January so some more matches will be pushed back a week or so around then. Sorry for the inconvienence.
Results from 12/12/2025
| Eunice Gayson | No Preference | Nadja Regin |
|---|---|---|
| 76 | 11 | 52 |
| Lana Wood | No Preference | Margaret Nolan |
|---|---|---|
| 135 | 0 | 50 |
New Matches for 12/19/2025
Match 1
Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Lola Larson (Bambi)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Claudine Auger | 2 – 2 – 0 | 471 – 7 – 413 |
Actress: Claudine Auger Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lola Larson | 0 – 4 – 0 | 122 – 14 – 558 |
Actress: Lola Larson Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.
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Match 2
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Trina Parks (Thumper)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 2 – 2 – 0 | 375 – 8 – 508 |
Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Trina Parks | 0 – 4 – 0 | 40 – 6 – 765 |
Actress: Trina Parks Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Thumper and Bambi attack Bond, kicking him and using their martial art skills to overcome him. Bond was at a loss, the two girls too nimble for him. However, Thumper and Bambi then throw Bond into a pool, and they lose their advantage, Bond managing to push their heads underwater until they give in and reveal where Willard Whyte is being kept.
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