… like that little glue strip they use to hold rolls of paper towels and toilet paper together until you’re ready to use them.

… the tail end of noodles that won’t make it into your mouth, no matter how hard you slurp.

… that eerie feeling that what you’re experienced hasn’t happened before.

… that eerie feeling that someone is washing you.

… monkey-induced STD (GonorRhesus)

… you know, the thing.