A Zombie Congress Is Threatening Trump’s Agenda
The Wall Street Journal | July 5, 2026 | Olivia Beavers
(Not to be confused with the zombie FIFA soccer matches — when will this nightmare end?)
A Zombie Congress Is Threatening Trump’s Agenda
The Wall Street Journal | July 5, 2026 | Olivia Beavers
(Not to be confused with the zombie FIFA soccer matches — when will this nightmare end?)
Isn’t that already available on C-SPAN?
Lots of gray-faced oldsters shrieking and moaning incoherently…
The Sergeant-at-Arms overwhelmed by crazy behavior in the chamber…
A suddenly extremely gory gavel…
A lot of disappointed congress zombies looking for brains to eat.
Are we not becoming Zombie Moon Nukers?
We are DEVO.
So you’re saying when a problem comes along, you must whip it?
And before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it?
When something’s going wrong, you just whip it?
…good…
No, but when God made man he used a monkey to do it.
I see you! And I see what you do. Because I do it too.
You are such an altruistic pervert.
HA HA HA HA ah!
Developmentally Endangered Virgin Otters? Who’da thunk it?
Mitch McConnell & Nancy Pelosi
Marty Feldman having to decide among 535 choices which Abby Normal specimen to bring back
There will be a man on man scene in the chambers. If it’s to be a comedy (with parts getting stuck in places and falling off) or empowering and romantic will be determined by which party holds the majority when the film is released.
Ah, who are we kidding? It’s Hollywood, we know which way they’ll go, and it won’t be the hilarious way.
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Just don’t hire Michael Moore to direct. It will still end up being a zombie movie, just not the kind you’d think.
Hopefully, few nude scenes.
Yeah, just McConnell and Sanders. 🤮
You’ve been reading my slashfic?
Trump rushes in with a machete and a chainsaw decapitating “commies and pedos” leaving the zombies to roam the streets of D.C. clearing the city of filthy hippies, liberals and other criminals. The closing shot has Trump with a bar of soap and a towel heading to a pristine Reflecting Pool as jets do a flyover.
Not just commies and pedos….but also pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Muslims.”
Fetterman gets full blown dementia and starts looking eerily similar to a real zombie and turns to the dark side and kills and eats Schumer, thinking he was Mitch O’Connell.
I remember watching Zombieland (2009) and woke up the next day wanting to be a Zombie Killer with a good looking psycho woman like that plus it had Babesleaga quality chicks in it like Emma Stone, Amber Heard and Abigail Breslin. 💕
I’ve since quit drinking 4 cups of coffee in a row…
So you’re saying you’d like to have zombie congress with them , eh? Heh heh heh.
Lol…I didn’t say I wanted to actually be Woody Harrelson…wait, they call him Big Woody for a reason.