[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden.
BIDEN: …The other day this fella came up to me. We were making an appearance somewhere in Wisconsin… I think it was Seattle… and, this big guy comes running up toward me, and I’ve gotta be honest, I thought the Secret Service was gonna take him down. But, thank God they didn’t. Because it turns out that he was a fella named Tom Preston, the nicest fella, who lived not far from where we had our speaking engagement. And Tom said to me, “Joe, I’ve gotta thank you for the work you and Barack have done. I grow cheese right here in Wisconsin, and without the subsidies that you provide, the help that you provide to keep my small, family cheese farm in operation, I don’t know where I’d be today.” Well, guys like Tom are what make this country great, and we need more guys like Tom and his family, who work hard and pay their taxes, and we’ve gotta make sure the government is there to provide for he and his family…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
Beautiful.
Have you ever noticed that if you were to map out any of the Democrats’ Economic Plans, and then were to erase the title “Democratic Party Economic Plan” and write in its place “Electrical Schematic”, and then were to turn it into your Electrical Engineering professor as if it were your own work, you’d immediately get an “F”. Not for plagiarism, mind you, oh no… but rather for designing a system that was dangerously short-circuited?
You did? I’m not surprised. I consider it obvious too!
“See, stupid, right here… you’ve got your power source running right to ground, and all this stuff over here – no load…”
Fist-bump! Bacon to you!
Hehehe. He “grows cheese”… like money picked from Federal money trees!
(Damn these are good, SoB!)
Wait a sec! This one doesn’t say “[by Son of Bob].” What’s going on here?
Jimmy – Sorry… fixed.
You don’t belong to any government but all your governments are belong to us…
Harvey, I’ll wager SOB (being a warm-hearted SOB) will forgive you. Just wagering. 😉
This is satire, right? I mean, this didn’t really happen, right? Isn’t this the same guy as that Bidenopoulis fella?
I’m soooooooo confused!!!!!!!
These are really pitch-perfect. They sound exactly like something Biden would actually say. When I read them, I hear them in Biden’s voice.