In the comments to this post, Toadroller [High Praise!] said something that I considered profoundly insightful, so I thought I’d make sure you didn’t miss it:
My gosh America, they had to cheat their own people just to get God on the platform.
There you have it. The naked soul of the Democrat Party.
[Via Breitbart]
Apparently “You didn’t build that” has become the “Who is John Galt?” of the 21st century.
[High Praise! to Stupid Is a Five Letter Word]
Can anyone tell me of one friend of President Obama’s who is a really nice, normal person?
Just one.
I’ll wait.
Not that their inability to count or do simple math is really questionable at this point. Watch as the Democrats disregard a rather vocal number of delegates to amend their party platform…
Haha…silly Democrats.
Hey, and by the way, I just had a birthday. And you know what my parents got me for my birthday? That’s right! Amazon.com credit. What should I do with that?
I was thinking, maybe buy a book or something. I like books. But I am not sure what book to buy. I think I want a funny book. Maybe something with a lot of political satire in it. Does anyone know any like that out right now?
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “President Obama proudly introduces the future of automobiles…“.
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
[High Praise! to Gotta Get Drunk First (NSFW)]
Apparently Detroit was founded on July 26th 1701. I did not know that.
Any guesses as to what ending date we’ll carve on the city’s tombstone?
[High Praise! to I’m a Man! I’m 41!]
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden.
BIDEN: …The other day this fella came up to me. We were making an appearance somewhere in Wisconsin… I think it was Seattle… and, this big guy comes running up toward me, and I’ve gotta be honest, I thought the Secret Service was gonna take him down. But, thank God they didn’t. Because it turns out that he was a fella named Tom Preston, the nicest fella, who lived not far from where we had our speaking engagement. And Tom said to me, “Joe, I’ve gotta thank you for the work you and Barack have done. I grow cheese right here in Wisconsin, and without the subsidies that you provide, the help that you provide to keep my small, family cheese farm in operation, I don’t know where I’d be today.” Well, guys like Tom are what make this country great, and we need more guys like Tom and his family, who work hard and pay their taxes, and we’ve gotta make sure the government is there to provide for he and his family…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
Do as she says! Buttercup needs a new tiara.
It’s your quote of the day from How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome
I like the Bill of Rights. It’s good to have rights. If I had to choose between nachos and the Bill of Rights, I’d choose the Bill of Rights. And then I’d take the gun I have a right to and get my nachos back.
Tell me your favorite quotes from How to Fix Everything in America Forever in the comments.
Over at Townhall, I have a new column on how disgusting it is we all failed Obama these last four years. How hard was it for us to make some jobs after he already did the hard part of making roads and bridges?
And while you’re reading stuff by me, buy my book.
