In the Dumpster Behind the White House…is a cardboard box that was made by a Mexican company that held the Chinese-made computer that was put on a British-made desk in the White House to write the presidential edicts and sign the laws that sent American tech jobs to other countries and gave millions of Americans new housing…in Mexican-made cardboard boxes.
was the blueprint Romney sent for his planned elevator for Marine One.
were notes for Obama’s possible convention boasts: I’ll go all MIDI Evil on Romney – I got your empty right here – Takes forever to evict someone ’round here, dude – I finally created a job and it sucks cause it’s yours –
In the Dumpster Behind the White House…are the old Powerball and scratch off tickets that have been the backbone of President Obama’s economic policy these past four years.
…they found: broken roach clips, a mirror with a strange white residue, which appears to have been scratched repeatedly with a razor blade, 43 non-Obama presidential biographies, burned American flags, the war powers act, the declaration of independence, the bill of rights, the rest of the constitution and a bust of Winston Churchill.
…was a perfectly good, discarded Constitution.
…you can find the results of the ad hoc White House abortion clinic.
Fox news found a crumpled notebook with pencil writings, “My Speech, by Joe Biden.”
Vagrants dine on cast off Twinkies and Egg McMuffins that Michelle throws away.
are the sleeves to all of Michelle’s dresses.
“Joe! Joe, what’re you doing in there, man?”
…are the last three reporters with the temerity to question President Obama.
I found some cigarette butts and a secret service invoice for some busty Colombian sluts
Is a door that the Dalai Lama is forced to use when he visits.
…are all the campaign promises Obama made 4 years ago. (They say if you haven’t used it in 4 years, get rid of it)
You will find Occutards camping out that didnt get their free tickets to the DNC Convention.
are dog bones…no, not Milk Bones….DOG bones
… Hope and Change
…was all of the Obamas’ crap on Jan 21st.
…dog bones with bbq sauce
…is the most valuable stuff on the entire White House property right now
In the dumpster behind the White House…is the only place I can find a coffee table I can afford anymore.
The Check and Balances that originally came with the job, America’s Pride , and a ton of worthless solar panels …
Are the best ideas of the Obama administration
is the IRS list of recently deceased citizes, AKA the list of recently registered Democrat voters.
Answer: In the dumpster behind the White House
Question: Where is the Dalai Llama escorted?
Sandra Fluke was pulling a train?
Is the guest room for visiting Israeli dignitaries.
was a nilicorn, a fresh diaper that didn’t get used for changing and all the hopes and dreams of ya’ll’s and Papa Obama.
…Is Joe Biden’s brain. It wasn’t much use anyway, and it was just taking up space. Nobody has noticed any difference in Joe.
…Is the guy in the empty chair -they decided to keep the chair.
. . . are all the things that we didn’t build.
…were all the jobs saved or created by the stimulus.
…were the integrities of the MSM. They weren’t using them anyway.
…Joe built the coolest “No Girls Allowed” clubhouse. It was a big effin’ deal!
—were the hopes and dreams of all those 2008 Obama voters.
In the Dumpster Behind the White House…is the economy.
…the DNC was digging for “new” ideas.
In the Dumpster Behind the White House…is where the Committee to Reelect Obama gets all of its bright ideas from.
…was every Clint Eastwood DVD that Barak ever owned.
…are MSNBC’s ratings.
…were Obama’s re-election chances.
White House Garden Chopped Salad
Fine Herbs
White House Honey Gastrique
Tuna Tartare with Rye Crisps
Pickled Young Carrots and Mustard Oil
Spring Pea Salad
Shaved Ham and Ginger Snaps
Petit Filet
With Maryland Crab Ravioli
Wild Ramp Puree
Apple Strudel
Golden Raisins and Tophen
In the Dumpster Behind the White House…is a cardboard box that was made by a Mexican company that held the Chinese-made computer that was put on a British-made desk in the White House to write the presidential edicts and sign the laws that sent American tech jobs to other countries and gave millions of Americans new housing…in Mexican-made cardboard boxes.
In the Dumpster Behind the White House…is the substance of President Barrack H. Obama’s Nobel Prize.
..is the body of the real Joe Biden, who has been replaced by an android just in time for the DNC.
I found quite a collection of dog collars stained, every one, with soy sauce.
…Is the MSM dumpster diving for credibility.
After Son of Bob’s answer, there is no point in trying anymore. Perfect response. Congrats.
Barak’s birth certificate, college transcripts and integrity.
was the blueprint Romney sent for his planned elevator for Marine One.
were notes for Obama’s possible convention boasts: I’ll go all MIDI Evil on Romney – I got your empty right here – Takes forever to evict someone ’round here, dude – I finally created a job and it sucks cause it’s yours –
Barak’s secret collection of Islamic porn. The May 2007 centerfold of Playburka has some exquisite hints of ankle. (drool).
three garbage bags full of sasquatch hair trimmings.
Biden’s marbles and dignity, both believed lost since the early 70s.
In the Dumpster Behind the White House…are the old Powerball and scratch off tickets that have been the backbone of President Obama’s economic policy these past four years.
In the Dumpster Behind the White House… is where Valerie Jarrett makes sit whenever he “has an idea”
(let’s try that again…)
In the Dumpster Behind the White House… is where Valerie Jarrett makes Biden sit whenever he “has an idea”
Dick Durbin is trying to find God…
…a collection of strange, odd-looking, discarded breast belts.
dog bones
a perfectly good white boy.
…is manned 24/7 by a member of Washington D.C.’s garbage police.
God.
…they found: broken roach clips, a mirror with a strange white residue, which appears to have been scratched repeatedly with a razor blade, 43 non-Obama presidential biographies, burned American flags, the war powers act, the declaration of independence, the bill of rights, the rest of the constitution and a bust of Winston Churchill.
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