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  1. This just in…

    A guy was telling his buddy, you won’t believe what happened last night…

    My daughter walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop.

    Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.

    Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.

    Then disown me and never talk to me again.

    And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any one that wants it.”

    “Holy shit”, replied the friend, “she actually said that?”

    Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said…

    “Dad, meet my new boyfriend – Mohammed. We’re going to work together on President Obama’s reelection campaign.”

  2. One of the sad, uninformed commentators at Townhall didn’t understand why nuking the moon would be a good thing, so I explained it to him.
    It surprised me to see Frank’s name on the list of columnists on my daily Townhall e-mail.
    (But in a good way.)
    Hope to see you there again.

  3. The commenters there are much better than the commenters at pjmedia. There was only like one person in the first page of comments that seemed to not get the satire, and it sounded like he was a Ron Paul fan anyways.

    Your columns at pjmedia are always beset by a bunch of incompetent malcontents that seem unable to grasp the concepts of humor or satire.

    And of course the commenters here are obviously superior to those anywhere else. (Except maybe those over at AoSHQ, but we’re certainly less foul-mouthed over here.)

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