That One sure has a thing for burgers. Maybe it’s because he thinks he’s stimulating the economy by giving some run-down burger joint 15 minutes of fame. Or maybe it’s because his Secret Service guys keep telling him “Presidential slavery went out with the Lincolns, get your own f’n burger!”.
But I think it’s because he’s planning to open his own restaurant in the D.C. area, and he’s just checking out the competition.
What do you think he’s gonna call it?
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* McDeficits
* Burger President
* The Wise Latina
* Michelle’s Arms [actually, that one might be better for his hotel]
* No Bonus For You!
* Beef & Borrow
* The Queen’s iPod
* The Natural Born American
* Windy McSolarton’s
* Chénge
Anyone else have a notion?
Do you get a free GM vehicle with every value meal purchase?
Burger Czar
Eat this and like it!
Dollar Burger – of course everything will be at least 25 times more expensive
Chénge will be his french restaurant?
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ddrucker’sIn ‘n Out of the White
HouseCastleGotta give props to the HNIC. Looks like he’s at least self-aware enough to realize that he’ll need a backup career within the next 4 years.
Welcome to “Stimulicious!” We pay for everything, and then bill your kids triple the amount in six years.
It will be a very popular establishment until they get shut down for not paying their utility bills. I mean, who’s gonna bail HIM out? Bobby Flay?
Soylent green burgers.
Bo’s
* NO, NO, GOD DAMN WHITE CHICKEN!
Competition? Doesn’t that only happen with capitalism? I see no problem with good ol’ reliable
* Gov’t Cheese – Where a kid can be a…..
Hmmm…maybe that trip to NYC was actually him going to his second job at a burger joint.
Seven burgers on the tray and picking up another one. Kind of reminds me of Bluto at the cafeteria in the movie Animal House.
Kommie Burger —
No Beef
No Brains
No Balls
Bailout Berger
Tax It Berger
* McDownturns featuring such lovable mascots like SotoMayor McCheese & The Rahmburgler.
* Chicago Dog – enough said.
* Half-White Castle Burgers
* Karl’s Jr., where your burger comes on an Engels muffin.
Airforce One Over Liberty Berger
Heil Heil Hussein Obama Hamberger
O’Bummer Bergers – bring copy of your last tax statement for price reduction consideration
Burger Thang?
White Cracker?
McTeleprompeter?
Hairy Queen, home of the Barney Frank? (ewww sorry)
Arbyers, with explosive taste !!!!
Red Robber?
* Snubway – Eat Fresh…if you can still afford to (arugula salad on the 1 trillion Dollar Menu)
* Little Sleazers Pizza
How bout Hillary’s new place “Dick’s Last Resort”? (doubly sorry)
Alan, Half-White Castle F***ng killed me. I literally LOL’d. I am so embarrassed now.
hObama can sells cheezburger
Wimpy’s is already taken, but he could nationalize it. “Their new Motto: Your grandkids will gladly pay you Tuedsay, 2059, for a hamburger today.”
Oh, these are good, and I’m late.
* Beef burgers – it’s what’s
for dinnerup your ass.* Obama’s Poor Boy Sammiches
* BYOB – Bring Your Own Barack
You will eat this or else!
Bad Burger
Barack’s Big Boy
Obamas house of Commies
Obama’s “Home of the Trillion Dollar Burger”
All that I can think of is a National Lampoon piece from the mid-1970s, about a Russian chain named “Burger Czar”. The motto was “have it our way”, inspired by Burger King’s then-current “have it your way” ad campaign. As I recall, you waited in a line several blocks long for a couple of hours, and when you made it to the front, Burger Czar was all out of burgers.
If Bill Clinton were opening a burger joint, it would, of course, be, Sandy Berger.
“Merger King”
“I came back!” (Remember that one? (to read this post again)).
#20, AlanABQ
* Snubway – Eat Fresh…if you can still afford to (arugula salad on the 1 trillion Dollar Menu)
* Little Sleazers Pizza”
“Little Sleazers Pizza.” Snicker, chortle, snort. Slight mod:
* Snobway (Stimulus and TARP fundees only!)
Nobody here seems to care that President Obama is a melanin-rich cigarette smoker with a stressful job. Now add to that his penchant for greasy fried burgers, and that becomes a recipe for a major infarction. You right-wing sickos even cheer him on, encouraging him to eat like Blutarski until his aorta pops like a zit. Get it? I get it. You are a bunch of racists. Shame. If Obama keeps eating like this, it is very unlikely he’ll be able to serve all 10 years of his term. And you think it is funny. Shame, shame.
“No Whites Allowed”
Obzombie Inn
Obama’s! “We never use the whites from eggs! Only the shells!”
I’ll take a Sandy Burger, please.
Soto Bell
We
printacceptfood stampsEBT Cards (up to $3 trillion cash back)Would suggesting Sambos be racist?
Bo’s Sh*t Burgers.
“The more bread you have, the less sh*t you have to eat.”
# NO_MO_BAMA says:
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 am
Would suggesting Sambos be racist?
No. You would have to assume that Obambi was authentically black & raised in a ghetto or in a government project in Chicago. As though that would be a qualifier…
He wasn’t. He attended an elitist private school in Hawaii where his white grandparents – through their own sacrifice – footed the bill. I would be happy to have a father who was given a free rife to Harvard while my kids attended an elitist private school. To their own detriment.
Remember that when someone talks about us racist whites who do nothing for “minorities”.
From National Lampoon in the ’70s:
Jack Boot in the Box
“Your way does not exist!!!”
hey, now, put down the president all you want, but don’t insult 5 guys’ burgers. they are great!
Mulattos’
Usurpers Soup Kitchen
Commuteria Cafe’
Eastern Block Sizzler
Barrys Blame House Burgers
In Uranus
Crap. Mine should have been “Spendelicious.” Luckily nobody caught that, before I went and opened my stupid mouth.
The Hope Nazi
Dick-Fil-A
Gastronom #1