Straight Line of the Day: The Muslim Kid That Obama Invited to the White House After He Made a Clock That Looked Like a Bomb Has a New Project…

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The Muslim kid that Obama invited to the White House after he made a clock that looked like a bomb has a new project…

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  1. … biting a gun into roughly the shape of a Pop Tart.

    … C-4illy Putty!

    … Malibu b’Harbi’s Darhim House.

    … G.I. D’Oh!

    … an I-Wrecked-Her Set.

    … Lyin’ “L” trains.

    … re-inventing the yo-yo-yo in America.

    … opening a new pressure cooker store: Brian Williams Sonoma

  2. The Muslim kid that Obama invited to the White House after he made a clock that looked like a bomb has a new project…

    Making an O-bomb-a to destroy America. Oh wait, Soros and Jarrett already did that one.

  3. …not making a Muslim look like he is cutting off his head.

    …Arabic Flavor Flav cover act.

    …plagiarizing a book about his life (Titled: If Obama had a pencil neckier son he would look like me)

    …sprinting through an Israeli border crossing waving his clock overhead as the only chance he has to ever lose his virginity.

  4. has a new project……its called “how to get the hell outta Doha, Qatar and back to the states”. Been there, pretty much SUCKS….I really couldn’t have dreamed of a better outcome for this story. ” Islamist’s self deport to shitehole”

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