My Man in State has forwarded me some items that might come to light during the Hillary Benghazi hearings:

• When the Ambassador requested more security, Hillary offered to send some TSA agents.
• She ‘accidentally’ tweeted a link to the offensive video to the entire terrorist watch list.
• Huma assured her in an e-mail that all muslims in Libya were peaceful.
• Based upon the NSA data mining of American citizens, the staff at the Benghazi embassy was all from solid blue states, so she didn’t need their votes.
• Professionals assured her that the embassy was secure. The same professionals assured her that her server was secure.
• The reset button she sent to Libya didn’t say ‘reset’ in Arabic but actually said ‘look at me, I’m wearing a bacon bikini,’ and when the button was pressed, the deliciously ghastly photo was revealed.
• Her junk e-mail setting sent all e-mails from Libya straight to the trash, where they were appropriated by the Chinese.
• She thought the grandma beard she was sporting would give her more muslim street cred.
• Her sources indicated that Bill and that little tart were going to be in the embassy that night…..
• She wanted to send more security, but having to use two devices for e-mail confused and astounded her.
• It takes a village to raze an embassy.