Scientists are planning a space mission testing a plan to keep an asteroid from hitting Earth.

Oddly, they rejected Obama’s idea of subsidizing it until it dissolves into bankruptcy.

In a viral video, a wild dolphin retrieves a dropped iPhone from the bottom of the ocean and returns it to its owner.

Giving liberals a new idea: every free Obamaphone will now come with a free retrieval dolphin.

Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei has called for a stronger Iranian military.

Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s only because they need more people to escort inspectors around their nuclear sites.