(Submitted by Bad Science [High Praise!])
VW: Just the tip of the pollution iceberg. Who’s to blame? HIPPIES
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Anthropoorhygenic Global Warming
What is the carbon footprint from burning a hippie? I’m asking out of sheer intellectual curiosity, of course; it’s not as if I have several of them in my basement, waiting to keep me warm when winter comes (oh, well, I do, but I’m asking out of sheer intellectual curiosity).