Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New York City will stop prosecuting subway fare evaders and start cracking down on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New York City will stop prosecuting subway fare evaders and start cracking down on…
…subway fare payers. Because of their toxic privilege.
…people who wantonly appropriate other cultures…
…overtime parking at the UN Secretariat Building.
conservatives.
policemen.
investment bankers whose shoes aren’t perfectly polished.
…police officers who keep arresting criminals even though they’ve been told over and over again not to do that.
…vendors who sell drinks that contain more than 6 ounces of a sugary beverage.
…fat free yogurt.
New York City will stop prosecuting subway fare evaders and start cracking down on…
Nothing, Absoeffinglutely nothing. ANARCHY NOW!
New York City will stop prosecuting subway fare evaders and start cracking down on…
those not sufficiently “woke”.
New York City will stop prosecuting subway fare evaders and start cracking down on…
crackers.
plumber cracks
wise cracks
… people who remove furniture tags
… bus fare evaders
Inanimate statues
…salt and batteries.
People who live in a van… down by the river
Private vehicle ownership
Plumber’s Crack. Also Killer Robot Clowns (see earlier straight line of the day)