IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #9 7-25-05

The 9th podcast from 2005. — The Editors



Refresher link: Karl Rove accused of outing Valerie Plame

  1. George Bush recruits the IMAO crew for a spy mission
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Adam and Eve
  4. Laurence Simon: The World Zionist Conspiracy [reference link]
  5. SarahK & Frank: Wedding band engraving
  6. Spacemonkey’s Secret Agent career
  7. SarahK & Frank: Wedding cake
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts about Florida Part 1
  9. Frank: Why I’m not a spy
  10. Harvey: Fun Facts about Florida Part 2
  11. SarahK & Frank: Post-wedding celebration
  12. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Billy Goats Gruff
  13. Harvey: Why I’d be a good spy
  14. SarahK reviews “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”
  15. “Ask Ducky” with Right Wing Duck
  16. Frank: Conclusion
  17. SarahK: Why I’d be a good spy

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #8 7-18-05

The 8th podcast, from 2005. — The Editors


  1. Recap of The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (parts 1 & 2)
  2. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (part 3)
  3. Introduction & sponsors
  4. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Frank J.
  5. George Bush builds a Robo-Justice
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts about Delaware Part 1
  7. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – SarahK
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts about Delaware Part 2
  9. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Right Wing Duck
  10. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Marbury v. Madison
  11. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Harvey
  12. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (conclusion)
  13. SarahK reviews the USA network’s “The 4400
  14. “Ask Ducky” with Right Wing Duck
  15. Kevin’s (aka Cadet Happy’s) legal advice
  16. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Spacemonkey
  17. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Princess and the Pea
  18. “She Blonded Me with Science” with SarahK: Gravity
  19. Frank: Conclusion, listener email
  20. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Kevin (aka Cadet Happy)

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #7 7-11-05

The 7th podcast, from 2005. — The Editors


  1. Pre-introduction: SarahK the CPA
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (Part 1)
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts About Connecticut (Part 1)
  5. PSA: Driver Safety
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts About Connecticut (Part 2)
  7. SarahK: She Blonded Me with Science
  8. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Ninjas
  9. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Terrorism (root causes, group therapy as a solution), Are we in the End of Times?, the Dave Matthews concert, Greg Gutfield, How to pimp the blog on Rush Limbaugh’s show, Frank & Sarah’s wedding
  10. Frank: Conclusion, listener emails
  11. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (Part 2)

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #6 7-4-05

The 6th IMAO Podcast, from 2005. — The Editors


  1. SarahK sings “The Star-Spangled Banner” (very pretty)
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. The Podcasters Union (Part 1) [note: Brick Coleman = Bruce Campbell]
  4. Why Frank loves America
  5. Buck the Marine for the Marine Corps
  6. Right Wing Duck: Revolutionaries vs. Terrorists
  7. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: The American Revolution
  8. The Podcasters Union (Part 2)
  9. Why SarahK loves America
  10. Frank J. begs you to vote for the podcast (yeah… the voting is LONG over)
  11. Harvey: Fun Facts About Colorado Part 1
  12. Right Wing Duck: IMAO School of Acting
  13. Harvey: Fun Facts About Colorado Part 2
  14. Why Spacemonkey loves America
  15. SarahK reviews “Michael Moore Hates America”
  16. Why Harvey loves America
  17. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: 3 Little Pigs
  18. The Podcasters Union (Part 3)
  19. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Tom Cruise’s “War of the Worlds”, Right Wing Duck’s new religion, Live Aid quotes.
  20. Frank: Conclusion, listener emails
  21. SarahK sings the 4th stanza of “The Star Spangled Banner” (also very pretty)
  22. Epilogue: “The Pledge of Allegiance”

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #5 6-27-05

The 5th IMAO Podcast, from 2005. — The Editors


  1. Pre-introduction: How the IMAO Podcast is Made
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. The Story of Frank J.
  4. New reality show: Spin
  5. SarahK introduces herself
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts about California Part 1
  7. Frank J: PSA
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts about California Part 2
  9. All About Right Wing Duck
  10. Spacemonkey’s hosts American Monkey: The Farm Report
  11. SarahK reviews her trip to the Kennedy Space Center
  12. Spacemonkey’s bio
  13. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Chemistry
  14. Everything you need to know about Kevin (aka CadetHappy)
  15. SarahK: Follow-up to Frank’s PSA
  16. Who is Harvey?
  17. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: Hansel & Gretel
  18. All about Scott (as told by the rest of the gang)
  19. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Should Karl Rove apologize?
  20. Frank: Conclusion, listener email

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #4 6-20-05

The 4th IMAO Podcast, from 2005. — The Editors


  1. Pre-introduction w/ Frank & Kevin
  2. Introduction & sponsors (spiced up & not as boring this time)
  3. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Geocentric vs. Heliocentric solar system models
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts about Arkansas Part 1
  5. Hate-filled Lefty gets therapy
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts about Arkansas Part 2
  7. Right Wing Duck’s Border Report
  8. SarahK reviews The Cat in the Hat
  9. Lawrence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: Goldilocks & the Three Bears
  10. George Bush & the Saudi Ambassador
  11. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Dick Durbin’s complaints about interrogation techniques
  12. Frank: Conclusion, listener email

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #3 6-13-05

The 3rd IMAO Podcast, from 2005 — The Editors


  1. Introduction & sponsors (No gags in this week’s intro, so it was kinda dull. Skip to the 2 minute mark if you get bored.)
  2. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: How to box a chimpanzee
  3. Harvey: Fun Facts about Arizona Part 1
  4. Right Wing Duck with the Border Report
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts about Arizona Part 2
  6. SarahK reviews the entire Firefly series
  7. Right Wing Duck’s One Minute of Funny: John Kerry
  8. New Sponsor: Lakeside Psychiatry
  9. Spacemonkey & Right Wing Duck get paid by Frank
  10. Frank J & SarahK do some wedding planning
  11. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): the panel dissects Frank J’s phone call to the Rush Limbaugh show (Bob Geldoff, Live Aid, Dave Matthews, and Frank’s failure to pimp the blog)
  12. Frank: Conclusion, listener email

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #2 6-6-05

The 2nd IMAO Podcast, from 2005. — The Editors


  1. Frank: Introduction
  2. Our Sponsors
  3. Frank Topics: The Impending Theocracy
  4. American Monkey: Interview with guest Senator George Voinovich
  5. Frank introduces a new podcast sponsor
  6. Right Wing Duck with the news
  7. Frank Knowledge: Neutron Stars
  8. At home with George & Laura Bush
  9. Harvey: Fun Facts About Alaska
  10. Commentary from the Hate-Filled Lefty
  11. SarahK reviews Zoolander
  12. A Call From Tom DeLay
  13. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Deep Throat revealed, FEC regulation of blogs, Amnesty International compares Gitmo to a gulag
  14. Frank: Conclusion, listener email

IMAO Time Machine: IMAO Podcast #1 5-28-05

The first IMAO podcast from 2005. — The Editors


  1. Frank: Introduction
  2. Our Sponsors
  3. Frank: Newsweek and the Koran down the toilet story
  4. SarahK reviews her gun, Mr. Shiny
  5. Spacemonkey asks Harvey for help writing an audio bit
  6. George & Laura Bush go to China
  7. Frank: the moon is the last men-only club
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts About Alabama
  9. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Dictators in their underwear, Star Wars Episode III, and the Koran down the toilet story
  10. Frank: conclusion, listener email

IMAO Podcast – The Leftovers

  1. Fun Facts About Minnesota Part 1
  2. My Ideal Candidate
  3. Fun Facts About Minnesota Part 2
  4. A Christmas Tale
  5. What I’m Thankful For

  • Unfinished (ok, barely started) script: Fun Facts About Fun Facts About the 50 States:
  • No animals were harmed during the making of Fun Facts About the 50 States. Except for my neighbor’s yippy terrier, which died of a mysterious boot-related ailment.
  • FFA50S typically consist of part truth, part exaggeration, and part hallucinogenic side effects from Prozac.
  • A lot of people have written to report factual or logical errors contained in particular Fun Facts. These people should leave me alone and go back to stalking supermodels.
  • Statistically speaking, my most overused reference is “Ted Kennedy”, which just proves that there IS a silver lining to his inexplicably long political career.

IMAO Podcast #23 10-02-06

  1. Introduction
  2. Harvey: Fun Facts About Michigan Part 1
  3. Sarah K: Target Practice
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts About Michigan Part 2
  5. American Monkey with Spacemonkey: Chris Wallace’s Bill Clinton interview
  6. Sarah K: Post-election blues
  7. World of Knowledge with FrankJ: Oil
  8. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Story: Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
  9. Sarah K reviews “Smallville”
  10. FrankJ: What if Democrats win in 2006?
  11. Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #22 03-09-06

  1. Introduction
  2. Spacemonkey in New York
  3. Harvey: Fun Facts About Massachusetts Part 1
  4. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Story: PeTA
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Massachusetts Part 2
  6. World of Knowledge with Frank J: Ports
  7. American Monkey with Spacemonkey: New Olympic Sports
  8. Laurence Simon: Art
  9. IMAO goes quail hunting
  10. Harvey: Cheney’s press conference
  11. Sarah K on American Idol: The Kelly Pickler Interview
  12. FrankJ: Focus on Family
  13. Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #21 02-13-06

  1. Introduction
  2. Harvey: Fun Facts About Maryland Part 1
  3. Laurence Simon on the Danish cartoons
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts About Maryland Part 2
  5. Sarah K’s song
  6. World of Knowledge with Frank J: Cindy Sheehan (part 1)
  7. This week on “24”
  8. World of Knowledge with Frank J: Cindy Sheehan (part 2) [reference link]
  9. Right Wing Duck: Conversion to Islam
  10. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Story: The Boy Who Didn’t Cry Wolf
  11. FrankJ: Beware of left-wing web sites
  12. Sarah K reviews: “Underworld Evolution”
  13. Liberals on the Superbowl
  14. Sage advice: garbage disposal
  15. Conclusion