IMAO Podcast #17 10-19-05

  1. Introduction
  2. IMAO vs. Liberal Agenda-Driven Groups (Part 1)
  3. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Princess and the Frog
  4. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: The Founding of the ACLU
  5. Spacemonkey’s agenda-driven group
  6. IMAO vs. Liberal Agenda-Driven Groups (Part 2)
  7. SarahK reviews the 5th season of “Alias”
  8. Frank J’s agenda-driven group
  9. Harvey: Fun Facts About Kentucky Part 1
  10. Laurence Simon’s agenda-driven group
  11. Harvey: Fun Facts About Kentucky Part 2
  12. Coming soon: “Hail to the Hottie”
  13. IMAO vs. Liberal Agenda-Driven Groups (Part 3)
  14. Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #16 10-11-05

  1. Introduction
  2. IMAO’s Wizard of Oz Parody (Part 1)
  3. SarahK: “She Blonded Me With Science”
  4. IMAO’s Wizard of Oz Parody (Part 2)
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Kansas Part 1
  6. IMAO’s Wizard of Oz Parody (Part 3)
  7. Harvey: Fun Facts About Kansas Part 2
  8. IMAO’s Wizard of Oz Parody (Part 4)
  9. Frank J: “The End of the Yellow Brick Road”
  10. IMAO’s Wizard of Oz Parody (Part 5)
  11. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The ChallahBread Man
  12. Sarah K: “The End of the Yellow Brick Road”
  13. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Crazy Weather Phenomena
  14. IMAO’s Wizard of Oz Parody (Part 6)
  15. Harvey: “The End of the Yellow Brick Road”
  16. SarahK reviews “Serenity”
  17. IMAO’s Wizard of Oz Parody (Part 7)
  18. Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #15 9-12-05

  1. IMAO’s Time Machine (Part 1)
  2. Introduction, sponsors & guest Nathan
  3. Nathan “If I could go back in time”
  4. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Is Time Travel Possible?
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Iowa Part 1
  6. SarahK “If I could go back in time”
  7. Harvey: Fun Facts About Iowa Part 2
  8. Spacemonkey “If I could go back in time”
  9. IMAO’s Time Machine (Part 2)
  10. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Froggy Wizard
  11. Harvey “If I could go back in time”
  12. SarahK reviews the Glock 17
  13. Frank J “If I could go back in time”
  14. IMAO’s Time Machine (Part 3)
  15. Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #14 8-29-05

Reference link: Pat Robertson calls for assassination of Hugo Chavez
Reference link: Crazy Turkmenistan President

  1. IMAO goes to Turkmenistan (Part 1)
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: History of Tobacco
  4. Laurence Simon’s corrupting influence
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Indiana Part 1
  6. Right Wing Duck: IMAO News Moment (Part 1)
  7. Harvey: Fun Facts About Indiana Part 2
  8. Frank J’s corrupting influence
  9. Public Service Announcement: Smoking
  10. SarahK’s corrupting influence
  11. Right Wing Duck: IMAO News Moment (Part 2)
  12. Harvey’s corrupting influence
  13. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: Little Red Riding Hood
  14. SarahK reviews “Sin City”
  15. IMAO goes to Turkmenistan (Part 2)
  16. Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #13 8-22-05

  1. IMAO’s College (Part 1)
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. IMAO’s College (Part 2)
  4. Right Wing Duck’s College Class
  5. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Stupidity
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts About Illinois Part 1
  7. Safe Partying Tips
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts About Illinois Part 2
  9. Spacemonkey’s College Class
  10. SarahK: She Blonded Me with Science
  11. Frank J’s College Class
  12. SarahK’s College Class
  13. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
  14. Harvey’s College Class
  15. SarahK reviews “Arrested Development”
  16. IMAO’s College (Part 3)
  17. Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #12 8-15-05

  1. Left-Wing Superheroes (Part 1)
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. Left-Wing Superheroes (Part 2)
  4. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Aquaman
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts about Idaho Part 1
  6. Spacemonkey: My Superpower
  7. Harvey: Fun Facts about Idaho Part 2
  8. Right Wing Duck: My Superpower
  9. “Ask Ducky” with guest host Spacemonkey
  10. Laurence Simon: My Superpower
  11. SarahK: She Blonded Me With Science
  12. Harvey: My Superpower
  13. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Tortoise and the Hare
  14. Frank J: My Superpower
  15. Buck the Marine: Batman
  16. Spacemonkey: American Monkey
  17. SarahK: My Superpower
  18. Left-Wing Superheroes (Part 3)
  19. SarahK reviews Toby Keith’s Big Throwdown Tour #2
  20. Left-Wing Superheroes (Part 4)
  21. Frank: Conclusion

Note: Due to an error in editing down my Fun Facts material, former producer Scott cut out the line that I used as a callback during my epilogue. Here it is for reference:

“Idaho law forbids children from deliberately stepping on ants. The kids don’t mind too much, however, since pistol-whipping them is still legal.”

IMAO Podcast #11 8-8-05

  1. IMAO Strikes Oil (Part 1)
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. IMAO Strikes Oil (Part 2)
  4. Spacemonkey’s Alternative Fuel
  5. Harvey: Fun Facts About Hawaii Part 1
  6. Frank J’s Alternative Fuel
  7. Harvey: Fun Facts About Hawaii Part 2
  8. Sarah K’s Alternative Fuel
  9. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: Jack and the Beanstalk
  10. IMAO Strikes Oil (Part 3)
  11. Harvey’s Alternative Fuel
  12. W vs. Canada’s oil
  13. Buck the Marine reviews “Ghost Recon 2: Summit Strike”
  14. SarahK: She Blonded Me with Science
  15. Ask Ducky with Right Wing Duck
  16. IMAO Strikes Oil (Part 4)
  17. Frank: Conclusion

IMAO Podcast #10 8-1-05

  1. IMAO’s nuclear missile (Part 1)
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. Frank’s superweapon
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts About Georgia Part 1
  5. Spacemonkey’s superweapon
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts About Georgia Part 2
  7. Laurence Simon’s superweapon
  8. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: The Greatest Samurai
  9. SarahK: She Blonded Me with Science
  10. Right Wing Duck’s superweapon
  11. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Grasshopper & The Ant
  12. SarahK’s superweapon
  13. SarahK reviews “Constantine”
  14. Ask Ducky with Right Wing Duck
  15. IMAO’s nuclear missile (Part 2)
  16. Frank: Conclusion
  17. IMAO’s nuclear missile (Epilogue)

IMAO Podcast #9 7-25-05


Refresher link: Karl Rove accused of outing Valerie Plame

  1. George Bush recruits the IMAO crew for a spy mission
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Adam and Eve
  4. Laurence Simon: The World Zionist Conspiracy [reference link]
  5. SarahK & Frank: Wedding band engraving
  6. Spacemonkey’s Secret Agent career
  7. SarahK & Frank: Wedding cake
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts about Florida Part 1
  9. Frank: Why I’m not a spy
  10. Harvey: Fun Facts about Florida Part 2
  11. SarahK & Frank: Post-wedding celebration
  12. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Billy Goats Gruff
  13. Harvey: Why I’d be a good spy
  14. SarahK reviews “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”
  15. “Ask Ducky” with Right Wing Duck
  16. Frank: Conclusion
  17. SarahK: Why I’d be a good spy

IMAO Podcast #8 7-18-05

  1. Recap of The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (parts 1 & 2)
  2. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (part 3)
  3. Introduction & sponsors
  4. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Frank J.
  5. George Bush builds a Robo-Justice
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts about Delaware Part 1
  7. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – SarahK
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts about Delaware Part 2
  9. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Right Wing Duck
  10. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Marbury v. Madison
  11. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Harvey
  12. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (conclusion)
  13. SarahK reviews the USA network’s “The 4400
  14. “Ask Ducky” with Right Wing Duck
  15. Kevin’s (aka Cadet Happy’s) legal advice
  16. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Spacemonkey
  17. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: The Princess and the Pea
  18. “She Blonded Me with Science” with SarahK: Gravity
  19. Frank: Conclusion, listener email
  20. Filling the Supreme Court Vacancy – Kevin (aka Cadet Happy)

IMAO Podcast #7 7-11-05

  1. Pre-introduction: SarahK the CPA
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (Part 1)
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts About Connecticut (Part 1)
  5. PSA: Driver Safety
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts About Connecticut (Part 2)
  7. SarahK: She Blonded Me with Science
  8. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Ninjas
  9. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Terrorism (root causes, group therapy as a solution), Are we in the End of Times?, the Dave Matthews concert, Greg Gutfield, How to pimp the blog on Rush Limbaugh’s show, Frank & Sarah’s wedding
  10. Frank: Conclusion, listener emails
  11. The IMAO crew goes to Iraq (Part 2)

IMAO Podcast #6 7-4-05

  1. SarahK sings “The Star-Spangled Banner” (very pretty)
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. The Podcasters Union (Part 1) [note: Brick Coleman = Bruce Campbell]
  4. Why Frank loves America
  5. Buck the Marine for the Marine Corps
  6. Right Wing Duck: Revolutionaries vs. Terrorists
  7. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: The American Revolution
  8. The Podcasters Union (Part 2)
  9. Why SarahK loves America
  10. Frank J. begs you to vote for the podcast (yeah… the voting is LONG over)
  11. Harvey: Fun Facts About Colorado Part 1
  12. Right Wing Duck: IMAO School of Acting
  13. Harvey: Fun Facts About Colorado Part 2
  14. Why Spacemonkey loves America
  15. SarahK reviews “Michael Moore Hates America”
  16. Why Harvey loves America
  17. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: 3 Little Pigs
  18. The Podcasters Union (Part 3)
  19. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Tom Cruise’s “War of the Worlds”, Right Wing Duck’s new religion, Live Aid quotes.
  20. Frank: Conclusion, listener emails
  21. SarahK sings the 4th stanza of “The Star Spangled Banner” (also very pretty)
  22. Epilogue: “The Pledge of Allegiance”

IMAO Podcast #5 6-27-05

  1. Pre-introduction: How the IMAO Podcast is Made
  2. Introduction & sponsors
  3. The Story of Frank J.
  4. New reality show: Spin
  5. SarahK introduces herself
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts about California Part 1
  7. Frank J: PSA
  8. Harvey: Fun Facts about California Part 2
  9. All About Right Wing Duck
  10. Spacemonkey’s hosts American Monkey: The Farm Report
  11. SarahK reviews her trip to the Kennedy Space Center
  12. Spacemonkey’s bio
  13. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Chemistry
  14. Everything you need to know about Kevin (aka CadetHappy)
  15. SarahK: Follow-up to Frank’s PSA
  16. Who is Harvey?
  17. Laurence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: Hansel & Gretel
  18. All about Scott (as told by the rest of the gang)
  19. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Should Karl Rove apologize?
  20. Frank: Conclusion, listener email

IMAO Podcast #4 6-20-05

  1. Pre-introduction w/ Frank & Kevin
  2. Introduction & sponsors (spiced up & not as boring this time)
  3. “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Geocentric vs. Heliocentric solar system models
  4. Harvey: Fun Facts about Arkansas Part 1
  5. Hate-filled Lefty gets therapy
  6. Harvey: Fun Facts about Arkansas Part 2
  7. Right Wing Duck’s Border Report
  8. SarahK reviews The Cat in the Hat
  9. Lawrence Simon’s Crappy Bedtime Stories: Goldilocks & the Three Bears
  10. George Bush & the Saudi Ambassador
  11. Frank Discourse (Roundtable): Dick Durbin’s complaints about interrogation techniques
  12. Frank: Conclusion, listener email