What three issues should the Republicans campaign on this year?
Here’s my idea:
1) The military needs more things that shoot lasers.
2) A right to fried foods should be in the Constitution.
3) Hippies should be deported to Yemen.
What do you think?
Any legislator proposing a new tax must first submit to a thorough, full body tasing as well as a one-week seminar on waterboarding (at Gitmo).
When someone says “I’m moving to Canada if such and such thing happens”, that person will be deported to the Moon.
What do I think? I don’t think Frank, that’s why I’m a Democrat…….Joe the vice President, posting to IMAO on the QT, Washington DC.
Once our military finally has their lasers, they’ll need something to shoot at. Yemeni hippies swiss-cheesed by a laser pulse is kinda/sorta close enough to being a fried food that it’ll be totally Constitutional to zap them.
Oops forgot to capitalize the word vice in my above post which proves that, not only do I not think, I also do not proof read very well….Joe the Vice president, still posting to IMAO on the QT, Washington DC.
* Advocate the universal right of “Cash And Carry” – cash must be carried with guns, or vice versa.
* Complete tax exemption for U.S. ammo manufacturers.
* Make it legal to own a working tank AND its ammo.
* Build a fence around California and quarantine it.
Local law enforcement need to striped of their tasers and instead taught Force Lightning. This would deter more crime, cut down on spending for tasers and make “Cops” that much more enjoyable to watch!!
No atheists in foxholes
No gays in Iran
No hippies in yemen
No racists in the democratic party
3 Issues Republicans Should Campaign On: 1) I am not, nor have I ever been a Democrat
2) I have NOT accepted ONE RED CENT from the NRSC, or NRCC
3) I AM THE ANGRY MOB
1. Take the political correctness out of the military.
2. Take political correctness out of the work place.
3. Abolish the IRS.
1) Are you better off today, than you were in 2008?
2) Kill the terorizts, secure the borders, deport the hippies(after punching them)
3) If you didn’t get your Rainbows & Unicorns, can you trust Democrats with government?
Constitutional amendment authorizing an annual open hunting season on all elected officials. They can be hunted for either sport or food.
Hippies should not be deported anywhere.
We should build a theme park, put them in it and charge admission. Think of the possibilities (and profit). Disney World, but with a Jerry Garcia motif. One of the rides would allow folk to cut sugar cane for 12 hours in return for an autographed picture of Fidel.
We waste wayyyyy too much energy directly fighting liberals. Liberals don’t care about facts they only care about emotions and whose on their side. We need a slightly more advanced version of the game see who can clean up their room the fastest. If we cant outsmart stupid hyper-emotional irrational liberals into doing our bidding maybe we are as stupid as they feel we are.
Here’s a winning campaign issue: “Harry Reid is an annoying wimpy sourpuss douchebag who will be given an atomic wedgie by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and then sent to Gitmo.”
I’ll second Tesla’s suggestion, and add a somewhat similar one of my own: $10,000 bounty for each pelt of a lawyer brought in. Economic stimulus plus community improvement! Also, many lawyers are hippies.
*A steak on every plate
*A Tank in every driveway
*And all the Hippies you can punch!
The military should fry hippies, with lasers.
brevity,brevity,brevity
Bring Back the Gibbit. legalise dueling,
(even a small tank in my driveway would be sooo nice)
1. There is no such thing as a free lunch, so quit asking for one.
2. This is my money, not yours, so quit asking for it.
3. Government is not your mommy, so start behaving like a responsible, self-respecting grown-up. Or if you cannot, join the US military and they will train you how to do that.
Silicon Valley Jim, the $10,000 bounty idea is pure genius! My drunken friends and I should have seen that from miles away. Maybe that wasn’t really Scotch we were drinking.
1. Tax exemptions of all firearms productions and transactions.
2. No licensing required to own flame throwers.
3 Deport all Democrats to Samolia
1. Disband all Federal departments except Defense, Treasury and State.
2. Distribute the offices and personal of all disbanded departments to the 50 states, giving them the option of incorporating them into the state governments, under state control and state finance, or kickin’ their bureaucratic *sses to the curb.
3. Balanced Budget Amendment to the Constitution – 10% top tax bracket for citizens; extra income to be raised the old fashioned, traditional way (by invading foreign countries and plundering their national treasures).
correction: personnel vs personal
Cut the taxes,
drill the oil,
protect the borders,
punch the hippies.
America Do-Over:
1. Fire Congress, the POTUS, the SCOTUS
2. Immediate and permanent deportation of all Democrats/Obama voters/Leftists/illegal invaders/RINOs to Cuba, France, Canada, and/or the UK so they can live in their socialist utopia Somewhere Else
3. Build an alligator-infested moat around America to keep out #1 see above
4. Rebuild America (family, entertainment, schools, healthcare, corporations, the military, Government, etc) by doing The Opposite of whatever Liberals have done over the past 50+ years to destroy same