Award!
Chance of rightofcourse.com has honored IMAO with the “You Don’t Stink” Award.
Just like when using environmentally-friendly cloth toilet wipes instead of wasteful toilet paper, with IMAO, there is no odor!
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(6 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5)
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April 20th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I like the way the award says you don’t stink, but the picture shows a hot babe holding her nose.
Heads up: When a hot babe holds her nose at you, concern is warranted.
April 20th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
A wise man once said …..
If you are in a submarine and need to pee, don’t go outside.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
The pose in the photo says,
“You don’t stink, but I’d rather not look at you.”
Oh well, an award is an award.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Interesting, though, how “you” are apparently represented by a soiled diaper (albeit one that purports to not stink, in spite of the accompanying graphic which would indicate otherwise). Kind of a Hugo Chavez kind of back-handed compliment there, basically saying “Compared to other soiled diapers, you’re not so smelly”. Chance didn’t also happen to present you with a book about how you’ve abused Latin-America for years, did he? Because that would be a dead tip-off that it was actually meant to be an insult.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
That chick is HOT!!! Whats her phone #????
April 20th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
No odor? Can you imagine the stench in Al Gore(y’s) G-5 at the end of a nice transatlantic flight, with a hamper full of used cloth wipes???
Why do I do this to myself?…the horror….the horror…
I must go lie down now.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I did try to also give away an ipod with some recordings of my speeches but I felt like that was “so two weeks ago”.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:38 am
National leaders should ‘register’ at some international gift exchange site so visiting leaders can bring a gift the recipient might actually want.
“Let’s see … he wants 50 million bushels of wheat, 20 attack helicopters, a nuclear reactor, or a book of Robert Frost poems … Hmmm.”
April 21st, 2009 at 9:47 am
That diaper doesn’t look like a cloth diaper. It.. Oh no.. Its disposable! What a great award!
but Harvey, this does not mean you can cut out the right guard.