Dr. Obama
Recently at a townhall, when a woman asked whether she would have been able to get a pacemaker for her ninety-nine-year-old mother, Obama responded by saying her mother could have just taken painkillers. This illustrates what a lot of people have started to realize about Obama: He’s a moron.
That’s why his health care plans are not winning popular support; from Obama’s handling of the economy people know he’s a moron and they know health care will only be made worse by having a moron fiddle with it. They worry if they let Obama loose in a hospital, he’ll eat all the lollipops, chew on the wiring, and get a bio-hazard bucket stuck on his head. And if the moron Obama chases a ball into traffic, the White House has a spare moron, Biden, waiting. That’s why we have to keep health care out of governments hands: Government is full of morons who couldn’t make in the private sector just waiting to get their stupid on everything. You don’t want your life in their hands.
What Republicans need to do and I think public opinion will support is just keep moron Obama away from important things so he doesn’t hurt himself and others. Maybe they can have a resolution passed to pin mittens to his jacket.
(21 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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July 22nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Instead of having him destroy health care, could we distract him by telling him to ban these “Evony” ads? They’re kind of, uh, distracting.
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I wonder if free cranial rectial extractions will be given to the Obots…..
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
This is the mam who chose JarJar Biden as VP. He can’t tell the difference between a door and a window. But he can re-arrange the health care system we and our familys depend on. Uh-huh.
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Ring my friend I said you’d call Dr. Obama,
Day or night he’ll be there anytime at all Dr. Obama.
Dr. Obama, your a new and better man,
He helps you to understand,
He does everything he can, Dr. Obama.
If your down he’ll pick you up Dr. Obama,
Take a drink from his special cup Dr. Obama
Dr. Obama, he’s a man you must believe,
Helping everyone in need,
No one can succeed like Dr. Obama
Well, well, well your feeling fine,
Well, well, well, he’ll make you Dr. Obama
My friend works for the national health Dr. Obama,
Don’t take money to see yourself with Dr. Obama
Dr. Obama, you’re a new and better man,
He helps you to understand,
He does everything he can Dr. Obama
Well, well, well, your feeling fine,
Well, well, well, he’ll make you Dr. Obama
Ring my friend I said you’d call Dr. Obama
Ring my friend I said you’d call Dr. Obama
Dr. Obama!
Dr. Robert by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
July 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
a resolution passed to pin mittens to his straightjacket.
FIFY.
July 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
That middle paragraph is just so perfect.
July 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
If Obama had been in General Lee’s shoes, would he have claimed victory at Gettysburg?
July 22nd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Dr. Obama, Dr. Jeckyll….same, same.
July 22nd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I don’t know if this proves your point, but I’ve heard that under Obama care if you call the Dr. up to ask what you can take he’ll tell you to put the lime in the coconut and call him the morning.
July 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
OBAMA a moron? Frank you give that man to much credit. I personally don’t think he is smart enough to be called a moron.
July 22nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
maybe if we show Obama a shiney new bucket he’ll leave Health care alone for awhile to play with the bucket.
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:49 pm
The 10-minute propaganda pic I slapped together doesn’t do justice to this issue.
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Just wondering, does O-bah-muhh play golf? ‘Cuz he doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground. Painful for him, amusing for us.
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I’m pretty sure Dr. O-bah-muhh took the Hypocritical Oath while opposing the Born Alive Infant Protection Act.
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Dr.O-bah-muhh, call him up, call him up, tell him what you want. Call him up, call him up, tell him what you want. Just call him up and tell him what you want. >>>DENIED! Take a chill pill!
July 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Hysterical! Nice work Frank.
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
With Obamacare taxpayers will be forced to pay for treatment of illegal aliens, sex change operations, and abortions on demand while our parents are referred to Dr. Kevorkian.
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 am
Save the painkillers for Rush.
July 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 am
[...] As Frank said: “They worry if they let Obama loose in a hospital, he’ll eat all the lollipops, chew on the wiring, and get a bio-hazard bucket stuck on his head.” [...]
July 23rd, 2009 at 7:59 am
Personally, I like painkillers! Num num!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 am
O-bah-muhh’s parable of the blue pill ( 1/2 price! ) vs. the red pill ( normal price ) clearly shows he’s never seen The Matrix. Take the Blue Pill, remain a slave, believing whatever the Matrix Media Complex tells you( see Domestic Tranquility Act…,posted by Harvey ). Take the Red Pill, and it may be a wild ride, but it’s the truth/reality where you find out just how DEEP the hole goes.
July 25th, 2009 at 11:51 am
[...] seriously, should we really be hand over health care to Obama? Recently at a townhall, when a woman asked whether she would have been able to get a pacemaker for [...]