Why do scientists have to keep sissifying all the dinosaurs by putting feathers on them?
Dinosaurs were cool when I was kid and now they’re Vegas showgirls.
Uh oh. Mitt Romney knows all the lines to O Brother Where Art Thou and one of them has the n-word in it.
Who knew that a crack mayor could be such an embarrassment?
I apparently missed something about caterpillars.
BREAKING: The War on Women has been won by men. All women must report to nearest kitchen to make us sammiches.
The GOP doesn’t hate caterpillars. They hate butterflies.
Phase 1: GOP declares war on caterpillars.
Phase 2: Democrats use government to help caterpillars.
Phase 3: Caterpillars become extinct.
So the media is purposefully misunderstanding Priebus’s point so they can ridicule it which proves his point.
I want to be happy with what I have, but then it feels like the beginning of a movie where my family gets kidnapped and I have to fight to get back the perfect life I had.
I blamed global warming, but I bet they’ll be able to tell from the marks that I garroted that polar bear.
Game of Thrones book stop talking about trees I don’t care