For Thought-Provoking Commentary, You Can Always Rely on Spam…

… but I won’t say what the thoughts are.

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Excellent questions.

In this great design of things you actually get a B- with regard to effort and hard work. Where exactly you actually lost me personally was on all the details. You know, people say, the devil is in the details… And that could not be more accurate here. Having said that, let me say to you what exactly did work. The text is rather persuasive and that is possibly why I am taking an effort in order to comment. I do not really make it a regular habit of doing that.

You should open your mouth wider when you speak.

PSA

Spam:

For some reason, a bazillion spammers think we are high-volume distributors of HCL or whatever (cannabis oil) and porn.

So, you know…

If you’re in the market for anonymous suppliers, please let us know.

We get hundreds of them every day. You’ll never be lonely.

Sigh. Here’s One Nigerian Who Needs To Go Back to Spam School.

Hi! My name is Michael W.

That’s not a name.

and I am the Senior Customer Success

That’s not a title.

for Scraping Robot .com.

That’s not a website (they don’t have spaces in them).

I am extremely interested in promoting our services on your website imao.us

That’s not a plan.

We would like to know more about your rates for native ads

That’s not a thing.

and sponsored articles (or any other advertising options available).

Our company provides one of the most reliable scraping services at a fraction of the cost of other companies!

You’re kidding! Where can we sign up? We’re barely scraping by as it is!

Wait: I Think We’ve Got a Spam Comment We Can All Weigh in on

Is anyone here in a position to recommend Sexy Costumes? Thanks.

Well, I’m not in the right position, but I’ll give it a try:

AOC-through’s?

Too political?

(Well, it’s a heck of a lot better than a Playboy Bernie.)

Sarah Peelin’?

I almost hate myself for that one.

Doesn’t have to be political, though:

Ginger o’er MaryAnn

But, still, it should probably be a costume, not a concept.

The Lana Ranger?

It Won’t End at This Time There

… Spam, I mean. What is this, a deleted scene from Fargo?

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Thursday Night Unopened Thread: Apparently Even Fictional TV Characters Are Now Sending Us Spam

I didn’t see Basil in the building, so I logged onto his computer, and now offer you this chance to chime in tonight.

For example, we got this from Mr. Bimmler, who is staying with that nice Mr. Hilter:

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One of the wild & crazy Festrov brothers:

Prone to can do it, your own blog too can pay you really. “Content is the king” — this remarks happens to be saying by people.

And the robot from “Lost In Space,” in a blonde wig:

hi, i am woo from Sweden and i want to explain any thing about “pandemic”. Please ask me.

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you are having the floor.

2020 Ends on a Spam Note

OK, I just surfed through the 800 spam comments we got in ONE SINGLE DAY, and my main takeaways are:

1. Never hire a limo service from a Romanian company, even if they use lingerie models in their advertising,

and

2. Never sign up for a proxy server from an unknown country, even if they use lingerie models in their advertising.

Some fine comments:

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Awwwwwwww!!

Good day! We those who make your privacy daily life much easier . Famous company that operates more than seven years.

aww?

I like cowboys.

Go away.

my wife and I are totally excited to have clicked on this site, it’s totally what my friends from work and I have been dreaming for. The up to date info here on the website is with out a doubt helpful and will help my friends and I quite often.

You are two wild and crazy guys!

I’m a little discombobulated because of your explanations?

Take it up with Walrus and the emu.

I am looking for a man for permanent sex!

Have you thought this completely through? I mean, the ramifications alone . . .

Obviously, No One Needs Spam…

… when Ted the D-man is around. Yet, here are my five favorites from the recent otherwise-depressing crop. To count them down:

#5:

“Another thing I want to say is that getting hold of some copies of your credit profile in order to examine accuracy of the detail will be the first action you have to perform in credit repair. You are looking to clean your credit reports from damaging details problems that damage your credit score.”

Oh, I’m going to click immediately on your site, and tell all my relatives to, too.

#4:

“you think my tractor kenny chesney lyrics”

Maybe, maybe not. I’ve never met your tractor.

#3:

“It is the best time to make some plans for the future and it is time to be happy.”

+1!, fortune cookie!

#2: (musical?)

“thank you next chords”

And the #1 bit of spam is:

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Thank you in Tagalog.

Me So Spammy!

Yeah, it may be racist to read Spam with a Chinese accent, but what other choice do you have when it arrives thus:

After study many of the web sites for your website now, we genuinely much like your way of blogging. I bookmarked it to my bookmark website list and will also be checking back soon.

?

Mm-hmm. You don’t say.

I’d like to thank you for the efforts you have put in penning this blog. I’m hoping to see the same high-grade content from you later on as well.

Keep dreaming.

I think that you could be bang on about this.

Something every Moon Nuker has imagined, in one way or another.

I read through this and found it useful.

Something no Moon Nuker has ever said. Ever.

I love how you break things down. How relatable!

Another thing no Moon Nuker has ever said. Ever.

Nice try, China.