Britain wants us to wait until Autumn for war with Iraq. Those crumpet-eating pansies! Why don’t we just wait until the problem is taken care of by the earth being swallowed by the sun? This is why I’ve always been against having allies; inevitably, allies to America will be other countries than America, and thus cowardly whiners. We should never have started the U.N.; that just gave countries the idea they can have opinions contrary to our own.
What happens while we are waiting? Maybe someone else will have war with Iraq and then we’ll lose our chance. Then whom will we wreak our unholy vengeance upon? Iran? Sure, it’s only a one-letter difference, but it’s just not the same.
More, likely, while we’re waiting, Saddam will finish hollowing out a volcano and thus be well on his way to full-fledged supervillainy. He’ll probably even make a weather-controlling laser. Then, when in September London is being torn apart by tornados, we can just be like, “We’d love to help, but, technically, fall isn’t for a few more days, and we don’t want to break our word.”
But, we can’t just sit here and wait. I guess that means we have to convince our allies to attack now. So how do we do that? I know what you’re saying: bomb the crap out of them. But, the first rule of diplomacy is “You can’t bomb your allies.” Yeah, I don’t understand the reasoning either, but it’s just one of those universally agreed upon rules. Instead, diplomacy only allows us to talk to them. So I guess the answer is threats of bombing.
I say we attack England first, and then Iraq, then N. Korea, and just because I hate them…The French.
Can we please attack France first? Please, Please, Please!!
Send some missles crashing into London and Paris with “F*** You! Made In Iraq” written on the tail fins, in Saddam’s handwriting. You know he’d do it anyway if he could.
I don’t see why we can’t just declare them enemies, bomb the shit out of them, then ask the survivors weather they want to be allies again so that we stop bombing.
Problem solved!
“I don’t see why we can’t just declare them enemies, bomb the shit out of them, then ask the survivors weather they want to be allies again so that we stop bombing.”
You could also ask them to lend you a dictionary while you’re at it.
Personally, I’m disturbed at Blair’s willingness to jump into bed with Dubya (now THERE’S the stuff nightmares are made of) – it reminds me of the frightened little kid going to great lengths to make friends with the neighbourhood bully.
I fully expect Bush and Cheney to downgrade the WMD threshold to include pea-shooters, sharp-ended sticks and 1970s “Space Invaders” machines.
I think the war will be good for America. I think the economy will benefit from a sense of global stability as a result of the war. I think the war will be quick because Iraq has a small army and antiquated weapons. I think that war is inevitable. I think that war will be good for Iraq. Democracy, stability and capitalism will do wonders for the standard of living of the average citizen. I think that France is a bunch of pansies. They aren’t speaking German are they? Parlez vous thanks for saving my ass. (going to war with out France is like is like eating a steak with out a salad fork). I know that it may not be popular but I don’t want to apologize anymore. War is the best thing right now despite world sentiment, despite the death of innocents and despite the fact that it is about economics as much as morality.
Light is not the reflection of darkness but the full spectrum of color brought to bear on the eye. So I say to you look not at the dark that men do but the light in their heart….so it is written and so it shall be.
I vote for the comment above mine being more useful than the one above it.
…you folks do know, I only invented America so Britan, and Europe could put their idiots far enough out of harms way.
Only let you guys get to the moon, so you could move further from the rest of humanity. Seems you were all just too dumb to go.
Oh well. Maybe next Universe (damned Free will).
Thanks for giving us all the money and power too, God.