Some infants have been stopped from boarding planes because their names have been the same or similar to that of terrorists. The parents then had to produce passports to prove their babies were not terrorists. Some say this is ridiculous and babies should not be scrutinized as terrorists.
I say that this is the CRAZIEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND! …or at least since 204 B.C. (I forgot who said what then, but I remember it was PRETTY CRAZY!).
If babies are giving a free pass, then won’t terrorists just try to recruit babies for their missions of terror?
Of course they will! And it will be easy too, because NO ONE IS MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO BRAIN WASHING THAN A BABY!
Since babies know very little, they easily take in whatever is told them, which would include MURDEROUS RADICAL ISLAMIC IDEALS!
Even more disturbing about babies is that they HAVE NO CONCEPT RIGHT OR WRONG!
Luckily, God, in His infinite wisdom, gave babies little physical ability, because, if they could, THEY WOULD KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT FOR A BA-BA!
Terrorists could give them this ability!
If we were smart, we would TREAT ALL BABIES AS POTENTIAL TERRORISTS!
“I have basic motor-skills and would think nothing of killing you.”
Babies should be locked in a bomb-proof container in the cargo hold of an airplane. This container should also be soundproof. I AM NOT JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE I HATE CRYING BABIES ON AIRPLANES!
This is a national security issue.
Uh, Frank, I wouldn’t talk to Sarahk about this much today.
Now I know why my daughters always wanted to get into household chemicles. I always thought they were just being curious. How was I to know they were trying to kill infidels?
Babies can be deadly, all right. Have you people smelled daipers?
Babies’ bums are bloody rotten chemical weapon factories, if you ask me.
Hmmmn, maybe Hans Blix should be sent a load of filled nappies. For inspection purposes, of course.
I remember when my brothers and I were very young visiting my uncle’s farm. I was about 7, my younger brother 4. My uncle and my dad has us out in the field target shooting a .38 at a can hanging from a tree limb. After I fired several rounds and gave the pistol back, my dad reloaded and handed it to my 4 yr old brother who promptly pointed it at a passing commercial aircraft and started shooting. He was never handed a gun again as far as I know.
True story!
His name wouldn’t have been “mohammed (anything)” would it?
“I have basic motor-skills and would think nothing of killing you.”
Holy Crap, that was funny.
– MuscleDaddy
Nope. It was Mike.
Wow! The Baby Jihad, and to think I was blown away by the Granny Terrorist Cell… which I know must exist since this little ole granny gets pulled aside for a search everytime I fly.