Sometimes you just have to move on.
That’s what I think about when I think of IMAO. That and somebody should really think about cleaning up the blogroll.
It’s been fun. After hundreds of posts and dozens of laughs, I’m sure you’d agree that I’ve.. er. uh. posted here lots of times.
Anyway, it’s time for RWD to move on.
September will be my last month blogging at IMAO.
It’s been real.
And Nice.
And sometimes real nice.
Since IMAO likes to tell you what to think, I’ve put together a list of questions you probably have.
Ducky leaving: FAQ’s
Are you leaving blogging altogether?
Probably not. I’m sure I’ll continue writing somewhere.
What’s making you leave?
Time constraints and Carpal Tunnel. Mostly Carpal Tunnel.
Will you be guest posting at IMAO from time to time?
Frank J. and I exchanged email. I will be guest posting depending on how you interpret the phrase “Get out and stay out.”
Isn’t it true that bloggers retire but always come back?
Probably. But I’m not really retiring. I’m simply moving on to other comedy projects.
Like what?
Can’t tell you.
Please?
Nope.
I bet you that you don’t have ANYTHING going on!
Shut up!!
I heard you always got bent out of shape that people confused your work with Frank J’s.
Shut up. Not true.
Well, anyway. We are glad you had fun writing here and we’ll miss you, Frank!
SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
So what’s next?
I’m here until the end of September. Tune in.
runs off crying
Damn. I can’t believe Frank is leaving. 🙁
I wish you the best and good luck in any new projects.But do promise to visit here now and then and let us know where we might find any of the funny you have out.
So FrankJ finally got fed up with you stealing the spot light I see. Well, goodluck, and watch out for those mythical liberals? Not a very good shot I hear, but their yammering could drop a full grown Texas Longhorn at 100 yards.
Ducky-
Sorry about the carpal tunnel, you will be missed.
Hmm… When did I write this?
I lift a glass to ya duck, a kind of celtic blessing to ya:
may it always be duck season.
Duck, I bid you and yours peace love and understanding.
cheers
martin “ceann rua” corbett
So, you gonna answer the last batch of Dr. Ducky questions before you go? BTW, your answers are WAY funnier than Frank’s are…just so you know.
Good luck in your future endeavors, Ducky.
Oh, and something to think about..vitamin b6 works great for carpal tunnel…
Gonna miss ya ducky. Good luck not doing anything else….
if i find out you’ve left for another group blog, i’m totally not sending you those back payments i owe you… and i’m doubling the amount i show us paying you on your 1099.
I woke up yesterday morning just to find out that Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray. When my wife got up; I told her about it and she said, “No way! They pulled this bull$h!^ before; he’s not dead!
After hearing there is video of him pulling the barb out of his chest just before he died, my wife started to believe it’s true.
RWD leaving IMAO is tragic! I won’t be convinced until I see the video of hime pulling the knife, or whatever, out of his chest!
Sarah, you cannot double Zero!
Happy trails, Señor Duck!
As things change, so do people. Best of luck for whatever life brings. I will miss you at this site.
pooorqueeeeee! rosa!/RWD! POOOOORQUEEEEE!
Your high imperial downyness,
I was devastated to hear of your abdication. You will continue to be emperor of the galaxy though, right?
Seriously, sir may I wish you Godspeed and grand luck with a typical Irish blessing:
May you be in Heaven an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
You will be missed!
I’m open if you need a new cartoonist.
errr…this sounds like a Star Jones Babs Wawa type of “Bitch Slap” to me… A kind of “don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you” kind of parting?
Bye Ducky! We’ll miss you.
Ducky, this is not a very funny joke.
Isn’t saying you’re doing things because of carpal tunnel just another way of saying you’re coming out of the closet?
don’t go. this is where you belong. imao is your home. carpal tunnel can be cured.
Is Right Wing Duck really that Australian Guy that got put on the “barbie” and that’s why he’s leaving and you just aren’t telling us the truth?
I didn’t know Carpal Tunnel could be caused by cut and pasteing FrankJ.
What’s this about Carpal Tunnel keeping you from work? I don’t know that tunnel but I know the Lincoln Tunnel. Sure it’s long and dark and not very nice to drive through, but I wouldn’t let that keep me from work. OK, the lanes could be wider, and peopele could be a lot nicer, and WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU HAVE TO PAY TO DRIVE THROUGH A STUPID TUNNEL WHEN IT’S THGE ONLY WAY A PERSON HAS TO GET TO WORK! I say, find a bridge or you’ll end up living alone with your cats and nothing to do except feel sorry for yourself…like Laurence Simon.
I never knew Spacemonkeys were so mean! …and homophobic. No wonder you’re leaving.
NOOOOOOO!!! I want my ducky!!!
Are you still here?
Ducky,
You will be sorely missed. Drop us a line now and then.
Fare thee well, Rear Wheel Drive.