YES YES HELLBENDER, Now i can stop my one man secret boycott and read IMAO again. HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER
A hard-hitting report exposing the details of the vast right-wing conspiracy:
-Bush is the love child of Hitler and the antichrist, disguised as an evangelical Christian
-Cheney is secretly funding Al-Qaeda to ensure continuing obscene Haliburton profits
-Karl Rove is flooding the world market with stolen Iraqi oil to drive down the price before the election
-The NSA is focusing its limited resources to record Bill Clinton having phone sex
-Saddam was framed by Ken Starr
-The surveillance of terrorist financial records is just to see how much money they donate to Hillary Clinton’s campaign
-Rumsfeld’s propoganda efforts to make Kim Jong Il look like a bumbling but brutal dictator, when he really is a pretty decent guy
-Hastert ordered Foley to send creepy emails to male pages, and then exposed him to throw the Democrats off message
-Condi Rice is twisting Vicente Fox’s arm to make him force 10% of his population across the border at gunpoint to give the Republicans an opportunity to be tough on the border issue
-ABC blew up the WTC so they could make a highly profitable movie five years later and falsely portray Democrats as the party of “more BJs, less terrorist-killing”
Wait, the New York Times has already exposed all of this. I give up.
Gun nut,
There are folks who actually get paid for thinking up articles which are not as inventive as those on your list.
“You, too, could have a future in Tabloid Journalism. Send 19.000.000 to the Columbia Skool of Journalism, where we never let facts influence our reporting, for your home study course. No actual intelligence required.”
As someone with intelligence you’d be head and shoulders above the rest of the pack. Then again with intelligence you probably wouldn’t want to work in journalism. They have to wash their hands a lot, raking all that muck and all.
Great list, very inventive
Your top secret recipe for egg salad?
The definative post on the War on Journalistic Integrity?
A vivid description of your vomit!!!
THE NEXT CHAPTER OF HELLBENDER!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!
AlaskaNick,
Hellbender will come back eventually, but most like not until the IMW book is out (which should be later this month).
YES YES HELLBENDER, Now i can stop my one man secret boycott and read IMAO again. HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER HELLBENDER
Well, since I started at the top of the page, I’ll guess; a Frank Discussion with Rep. Dave Weldon.
Well, since I started at the top of the page, I’ll guess; a Frank Discussion with Rep. Dave Weldon.
echo! (echo!)
That was just a clever Ruse to throw you off the scent of the REAL special treat. And you fell for it Paleo.
Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Zuh??
A hard-hitting report exposing the details of the vast right-wing conspiracy:
-Bush is the love child of Hitler and the antichrist, disguised as an evangelical Christian
-Cheney is secretly funding Al-Qaeda to ensure continuing obscene Haliburton profits
-Karl Rove is flooding the world market with stolen Iraqi oil to drive down the price before the election
-The NSA is focusing its limited resources to record Bill Clinton having phone sex
-Saddam was framed by Ken Starr
-The surveillance of terrorist financial records is just to see how much money they donate to Hillary Clinton’s campaign
-Rumsfeld’s propoganda efforts to make Kim Jong Il look like a bumbling but brutal dictator, when he really is a pretty decent guy
-Hastert ordered Foley to send creepy emails to male pages, and then exposed him to throw the Democrats off message
-Condi Rice is twisting Vicente Fox’s arm to make him force 10% of his population across the border at gunpoint to give the Republicans an opportunity to be tough on the border issue
-ABC blew up the WTC so they could make a highly profitable movie five years later and falsely portray Democrats as the party of “more BJs, less terrorist-killing”
Wait, the New York Times has already exposed all of this. I give up.
Nice list, Gun Nut.
Ees eet an ode to la belle France?
Gun nut,
There are folks who actually get paid for thinking up articles which are not as inventive as those on your list.
“You, too, could have a future in Tabloid Journalism. Send 19.000.000 to the Columbia Skool of Journalism, where we never let facts influence our reporting, for your home study course. No actual intelligence required.”
As someone with intelligence you’d be head and shoulders above the rest of the pack. Then again with intelligence you probably wouldn’t want to work in journalism. They have to wash their hands a lot, raking all that muck and all.
Great list, very inventive