The New Jersey judiciary has ruled that gay marriage has to be allowed no matter what the citizens of Jersey think, but whether it’s called “marriage” or not is left to the democratic process.
So what should it be called? Tell me your ideas in the comments!
And try and keep it PG…
A man-train?
Justgoodfriends-notthatthereisnaythingwrongwiththat.
Mawwage
The New Jersey Judiciary sounds very stupid to me.
Shut up! Like you know anything about judiciating!
It’s a lot of pressure!
Mantrimony
Not when you don’t pay attention to whether or not your rulings are accurate or even make sense, it’s not.
I could do all kinds of judiciating if I didn’t have to think about what the laws say and mean.
There is already a perfectly good word for it: sodomy.
Let’s call it:
“The New Jersey Statue Recognizing the Rights of Men Who Wish to Insert Their Wing-Wangs into the Large Intestines of Other Men and Want to Make Sure That the Rest of the World Acknowledges and Rewards Their Decision to Engage in Said Acts.”
Mawwage and man-train are just too funny. I can’t follow that up with anything approaching the greatness of those answers.
At least not yet.
Rampage
New Jerbilage
Just more back-door politics
Butt Buddies.
I’m from New Jersey. I don’t know what “man-train” means, but that’s because I had members of the NJ Judiciary as law professors in law school. Mawwage is really funny. I’ll laugh later tonight when I figure out “man-train.”
New Jerbilage LOL!!!
Now they have to change their animal protection laws also. Can a man marry his gerbil, or is it just an accessory?
Masochism.
What?
Intern-ment.
Bah! I got nothin’!
“Mantrimony” made me chuckle.
Buggering Boys Betrothed
An income stream.
Guy Incognito, Divorce Attorney.
Reverse thrusters
Derbyshire came up with a good term for it a while back, homogamy. I agree with Jim though, sodomy works just fine.
Marage
Well, it sure sounds as the NJ oligarchy is working out just dandy!
Are they having a big shin-dig to celebrate their conversion from citizens to subjects?
Hershey Hookups?
Hershey Hookups?
Gay Mirage – because it will never be the real thing – even if it may look like it from a particular view.
D
Dick Man Dyke
Buttrimony
Yes and to think, failure to procreate was considered grounds for annulment not so very long ago.
It’s a brave new world folks! So much better in all ways than what came before. Prepare to have it all shoved down your throat, or staight up the keester.
Holey mantrimony?
(ew)
The British Navy?
The French Parliment?
Downtown San Fransisco?
The Democratic Underground?
Hollywood (Film Actor’s Guild)?
Abomination of desolation?
The End of Civilization as We Know It?
Gomorrahge?
They should really just call it wrong and be done with it.
Sorry, too fast on the return button tonight (it’s late)
0 Population Growth is what they should call it.
Tomfoolery?
Fomtoolery?
“A big Freakin’ Mistake”?
French Automotive Engineering?
“A spot of the old what-for, eh?”
The love that will not shut-the-@#%$-up?
Cat blogging?
Me shut up now.
Butt darts.
Sodomage.
Health Hazard.
Ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street.
Bump-Boy-Behind
How about the “do you know how I know you’re gay” ceremony
Ryan’s Seacrest
Um… I liked Mantrimony, but it leaves the lesbians out of the picture.
Hermaphrodotage?
Homatrimony?
JohnToolery
Got the idea from Gunga’s post.
Mirage-
Under the illusion of marriage.
“Ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street.”
That is sooooo funny!!!
I couldn’t come up with anything near as funny as what I’ve read, but I’d like to suggest a warning that one should not be eating Ramen Noodles while one is reading previous suggestions, so that the danger of noodles exiting one’s nose in an explosive vent might be averted.
Rump Rangers
Cat Blogging… Freakin Hilarious!
AlaskaNick beat me to the very obvious South Park reference.
My contribution? Numbtuals.
See, I got nothing that can outdo Mantrimony. Damned good stuff.
Frisco?
Brokebacking?
Backbiting?
Stuffed and Mounted?
Polling?
AIDScatching?
I like mantrimony….and for lesbians how about
too ugly and fat to attract a man…trimony