1) Who is Springfield’s armed robber?
2) What do the Movementarians call the leader of their sect?
3) Who’s the little kid that’s always just about to throw up?
4) What two poor little orphans give the Simpsons their vitamin money?
Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

El Firsto!!!
1) Snake
2) The Leader (who apparently bears a striking resemblence to beans)
3) Wendell
4) Don’t know (though I seem to recall the girl’s name is kind of bizarre)
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WITH BUSHCO IN POWER!
GNASH! YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELVES!
So Bush is responsible for Simpsons Trivia? I can live with that.
Official Trivia Card answers:
1) Snake [also Sideshow Bob, when he robbed the Kwik-E-Mart dressed as Krusty]
2) The Leader
3) Wendell
4) Patches and Poor Violet