Giraffe-alo

Did you see what Giraffe-alo said recently? (Since I hate her so much, I call her that; that’s right, I compare her to the ugliest and stupidest animal in all the earth and known planets: the giraffe)

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It wasn’t really able to get me angry because it’s like she’s just trying way too hard. Even Olbermann looked kinda uncomfortable with her. Do you get the feeling, though, that she’s like the liberal id? She just saying what all the liberals would say if they hadn’t trained themselves to interact with normal society. And notice how haggard she’s started to look. It’s like keeping all that hate inside her is doing to her what it did to the emperor in Star Wars.

Anyway, next time someone asks you why you care about government spending issues, tell them the truth: It’s because you hate black people.

50 Comments

  1. Yeah – you know, the kind of thinking (word used very loosly) she is using really gives me pause. I work very hard to avoid connecting ANYTHING to nazi Germany, but let’s remember that it was thinking like this, that some folks were ‘sub-human’ that ultimately led to the German public acceptance of the policies of extermination, medical experimentation and the like. You first have to show that a group of people is ‘defective’ in some way, then gradually other folks will start believing that it’s for the good of the society as a whole to ‘fix’ them. Finally, you either ‘re-educate’ or eliminate those folks since they are disruptive to society. All you really need is enough folks who think like Ger-Aweful-Oh in power. Scary… Very Scary…

  2. Giraffe-alo is just an ugly, bitter, angry, hate filled, no talent hack who needs to get a clue. She/it is just another dirty hippie that needs to learn how to use soap and take a bath.

  3. I can’t believe that being against the introduction of more taxes has suddenly become an issue of racism. If I were a Democrat I’d actually be ashamed that the best spokesman they can get is an out of work blogger. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    As for the interview, she tries to sound like she is using intelligent words but nothing she said was intelligent at all, in fact her words are no better than drivel from a babies mouth.

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  5. I’m cursing myself for my weakness. I just can’t watch Olber-moron anymore….30 seconds of ANY clip and I’m snarling, fingers twitching, and trying to deal with the rush of adrenaline from my Fight or….Hell, just Fight instinct. I can’t…watch…

    Somebody needs to show this evil toad the ‘Cream of Wheat’ stomp….. By the way, how is my boycott GE proposal going? NO Friggin’ GE lighbulbs or appliances!!!

  6. I quit watching 24 when they started preaching the global warming hoax at the beginning of the shows.
    I doon’t understand why the left “feels” that second rate talentless actor types should eb spokespeople. This c, that baldwin idiot, clooney tune, that gal with the huge nose. This is supposedly what represents Americans? President please! these “people” are to America what france is to bravery.

  7. I for one welcome her rant. Because Lefties don’t think very hard about anything they will fall all over her for her insightful and courageous truth telling. Coffee shop statists love to think of themselves as more evolved and intelligent and this plays right into that conceit.

    Meanwhile, all of us Scary Rightwing Extremists (TM, DHS) will adeptly use this internet thingee to mock, ridicule, and pillory the statists, organize for 2010 and elect fiscal hawks. All done in the infantile ignorance of the statists.

    Giraffe-a-hole will then become even more of the bitter, misunderstood genius that she thinks she is, cruelly rejected and oppressed by Jesusland Rednecks.

  8. so I randomly clicked at various points in the video because I cannot stand listening to arrogant, self important liberal ass clowns talking about how awesome they are and how irrelevant conservatives are. I did stumble upon an interesting part where the term “cerebral electorate” was used. I can only imagine that the libtard was trying to make a point that liberals are smart and conservatives are dumb.

    at this point in time, I would like to remind everyone that Obama was elected because of the mindless chant of “hope and change” combined with the bastardization of a child’s cartoon slogan “we can do it, yes we can”. So, given that the liberals use meaningless chants and inspiration from a kids tv show, which side of the aisle needs an IQ boost?

    on another topic, who is this person claiming to know anything about politics? what has she ever accomplished? maybe she should get a job and stop pretending she knows anything… same goes for Barry.

  9. Mike: Never forget, even if you are smarter than a hippie, you are still a lesser person morally.

    In their view, anyone who doesn’t drink the statist Kool-aid is evil. C’mon man, you are standing in the way of UTOPIA. Don’t you want utopia? If so, we’ll just have to “reeducate” you or eliminate your counter-revolutionary butt.

    Dissent is only the highest form of patriotism if they are the dissenters. If you do it, its a Klan rally.

  10. I entered a couple of posts on my crappy MySpace blog about her recently. She’s basically a Fascist that has Nazi-like elitist attitudes towards the “other”, which would basically be anyone who is even slightly right of center, white, Judeo-Christian, and bathes regularly. It’s the propagandist technique of objectifying people that makes it easier to vilify them as obstructions to be removed.

    Just like the Nazis did to Jews, Commies did to the so-called bourgeoisie, etc. She really seems to see herself as superior. Last thing I read about her was in the Village Voice, where she really thought she showed the VRWC hell by being above meeting with or talking to Limbaugh or Lynn Cheney…

    Hitler refused to meet with or congratulate Jesse Owens during the 1936 Olympics because Owens, a black, was of one of those sub-classes whose “…physiques were stronger than those of civilized whites and hence should be excluded from future games”.
    Similarly, Garofailo refuses to meet with people who have a better understanding of this world, but she’s morally superior just by virtue of being a progressive. And because conservatism is a mental disorder:

    “It’s not even nutty. It really is neuroscience. I truly believe
    that it has something to do with their limbic brain. I really believe that some people’s limbic brain dominates more than others. Our limbic brain controls all our emotions and it causes us to be irrational. Our limbic brain goes into action when we’re ecstatic, frightened, when we’re having sex. I really believe that if a neuroscientist examined the brain of somebody who identified as a conservative, they would find it’s wired differently.”
    -JG, interview from ecorazzi.com

    In other words, we’re intellectually inferior because our brains aren’t like theirs. Someone get that bi*ch a beer & a schnitzel, STAT.

  11. “The reason a person is a conservative republican is because
    something is wrong with them. Again, that’s science – that’s
    neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican. It’s counter-intuitive. And they revel in their anti-intellectualism. They revel in their cruelty.”
    Again, J. Garofalo in ecorazzi.com

    Hmm…whom from the second quarter of the 20th century does that sound like?

  12. #18, Yes we are wired differently, we are normal. Their disorder causes them to believe what they “feel” instead of what is. they should be ppitied and prayed for. And of course mocked and ridiculed, but that goes without saying.

  13. Alan: Conservative brains are wired differently: they have the power to reason and call bullshit when they see it.

    I have always been at a loss as to how “live free or die” can ever equate to fascism or nazism. Maybe I am incapable of understanding the nuances because I am so obessessed with being left alone by the nutless monkeys known as bureaucrats.

  14. honestly, I’m shocked and appalled at all this name calling and vilification. what did a poor giraffe ever do to deserve this? comparing this creature to a giraffe MUST be a form of animal abuse. and not the amusing, fun kind either.

  15. I kept waiting for JG to say “naw just kidding” or for Obermoron to say “you can’t be serious”. I am racist against nut jobs with air time. Good thing the MSNBC’s viewing audience is measured in the dozens.

  16. Doesn’t anyone find it at all odd that the “great political thinkers” of the left are all failed stand-up comedians? From this smelly hippy girl, to Al Franken, to John Stewart, to Bill Maher, to Steven Colbert, to Joy Behar, to Whoopie Goldberg, to Rosie O’Donnell, etc. etc.? And, we’re supposed to go along with pretending they’re actually brilliant intellectuals? All failed stand-up comedians. Wow, what a massive brain-pool on their side…and not one of them has actually ever run a real business or employed anyone that wasn’t a servant.

  17. Hey Son O’Bob, don’t forget the two really classy gals of politicomedy-
    Margaret Cho & Sandra Bernhard.

    In fact, they so oozing with charm that they both ought to have sleeveless T-shirts that say “F**king Classy” right on front, that way everyone can know.

  18. You sir are an ignorant, angry, and insulting man. How dare you pick on the giraffe. That is quite possibly the greatest animal ever. Have you ever seen them fight? They seriously neck-swing at each other. It’s so freakin awesome that if you could attach rocket launchers to them they’d be almost as cool as dinosaurs, but more hilarious.

    I, for one, will never read your blog again until you retract your statements comparing the respectable giraffe with the inferior Girafolosaurus.

  19. Wow, an anti-giraffe message, a Star Wars reference, Olbermann and you even mentioned that hate filled woman all in one post. Twitter is really helping you condense things down 🙂

  20. Giraffes can’t help being ‘stupid’, they fall 6-8ft. head first to the ground when born, that’s tough to recover from. What is the “Expert On The Limbic Brain” ‘s excuse? Also, the giraffe tongue is up to 18″ long, the EOTLB exhibited no such quality,but did speak with forked tongue. The giraffe has a wonderful colouration of spots, the EOTLB is a sickly, pasty whitish color,most likely from her vampiric aversion to the Light. Giraffes obviously have long necks, the EOTLB neck is non discernable. Giraffe’s eyes are considered quite attractive, and their vision is extraordinary. The EOTLB is vision impared, and the eyes of bat(moonbat that is). Therefore I ask that you refrain from the slander of the giraffe, in ASSociating them with the EOTLB.

  21. Fun Fact about The “Expert On The Limbic Brain”,: breakdown of her last name reveals much. Gar, a primitive elongated pike-like fish with sharp teeth, that can survive 2 hrs out of water and the females eggs are POISONOUS.>>> Of,(self explanitory).>>> ALO, the Afghanistan Liberation Organization. So, the EOTLB is the evil Gar of A.L.O. That would explain her hostility to the military and all those that support the military.

  22. Some folks have a hard time leaving their jobs behind at the end of the day. If you *pretend* for a living, then how terribly difficult is that? If actors all of a sudden stopped acting, who would be hurt? I guess the producers, directors, lighting people, and set caterers, etc. might think it sucked. I can go the rest of my life without watching another lame sitcom or crappy movie from Hollywood.

  23. Janeane TheWaffleHo is nothing but the median of Hollywierd…someone who never mentally progressed past the age of 13. It’s fitting that she appeared with the other uber-intellectual, Obermoron…together they have the combined IQ of a mellon. Isn’t it just like the left to proclaim themselves intellectually superior, when they can do no more than sling insults instead of genuine arguments. I’ve got a challenge to issue to the little princess…if she thinks she is so smart, and people on the right are so stupid, why doesn’t she come on any conservative talk show and argue her point? We already know she’d turn out to be the dunce she really is.

  24. God Damn I couldn’t even make it to the end. I have only three things to say;

    1. Did you know our Friend Cavuto once worked for CNBC and NBC and PBS? I wonder why he went to FOX after having to put up with people like you…….
    2. Over Three Undred Thousand People showed up nationwide with at least sixteen thousand as SAN ANTONIO TEXAS!!!
    3. **** you

  25. Wait a second, I’m confused.
    Did she actually subscribe to the view that conservatives have a larger lymbic (or lizard) brain section and it pushes on the frontal lobe, and this is why conservatives hate taxes? Was she kidding? Next thing you know she’ll be saying belief in low taxes is a result of high concentrations of blood or that desiring a balanced budget can be cured by cutting holes in your skull.
    Hell, even Stalin (loophole in Godwin’s law), who believed Summer wheat could be “trained” into winter wheat probably didn’t believe in this. This kind of thinking about brain size was outdated by Issac Newton’s time.

    In short, There is no way I can accept anything she says, she has discredited herself intellectually

  26. Well said Frank. I always forget that when my hatred of black people confuses me like Frankenstein with fire, I should look to an actress that took a couple of half rate acting classes at a community college for true enlightment (read: blatant generalizations based on straw-man, ad hominem circumstantial arguments)

  27. I can tell those who ask why I’m against government spending that truthfully, at this moment in time, I hate people as a species. Agent J said it best “A person is smart, people are dumb panicky animals. And you know it.”

    So truthfully I can say that thanks to people like the washed up, unattractive, bimbo in the clip, who by the way reinforces every liberal stereotype ever devised, I don’t simply hate black people-I hate the entire species, white, black, red, brown, yellow, green, purple and puce.

    God so should have gone dancing when he decided on homo sapiens, it would have been a better use of his time.

  28. Oh and just for the record I don’t “hate” this woman. I’d have to actually care about her it hate her and that would just take up too much effort and be a waste of my valuable time. Just because I disagree with someone, think they’re morons, wouldn’t stand next to them in line to view the Second Coming, or find them irritating, irrational and neurotic does not mean I hate them personally, figuratively or any other ally which comes to mind.

    Liberals are all for dialogue, as long as they control it. They’re all for freedom as long as they can contain it. They’re all for liberty as long as they define it. Liberals they are the uber-mothers of the world (and not in a good way).

  29. She’s just another trust fund baby like Bill Ayers or Charles Manson. When she goes on about it being “neuroscience”, I’m waiting for her to bring up thetan levels or whatever Scientologists call it.

    , I’m reminded of the interview with Ann Heche when she talked about aliens telling her she needed to drop acid to see their spacecraft and they taught her a new language, which she speaks fluently.

    I’m waiting for someone to ask a hard leftist at what point the government can spend too much money in their opinion. A quintillion??

  30. Ms. Garofalo,
    You’re recent interview with Olbermann was brought to my attention by a blog that I read daily. With all due respect, the things you said were idiotic. I did not attend a tea party, but I would have, had circumstances allowed me to do so. That means you think I am a racist. Let me tell you a little about myself. For the first four or five years of my life, my white family lived with the Wrights, a black family of six. At that time, and for many years since, I considered Mr. & Mrs. Wright’s four sons to be like brothers. The only reason I do not consider them so now is because we now live in different states and I have not seen them in several years. In that time, my white family has adopted an Indian (as in, from the subcontinent of India). I have two close friends, Sofo & Brian, who were born in Africa. In addition to them, I regularly interact on a 100% friendly basis with several blacks (including several coworkers) native both to America and Africa. My brother dates a black girl, whose kid brother is a “friend” of mine (he’s about twelve years younger than me – I taught him for a few months in the Children’s Ministry at our church).
    I live in North Carolina. What this means is that the Republican primaries were pretty much a foregone conclusion when the NC primary came around. So, since my first choice of Huckabee was a goner by that time, I voted for Alan Keyes, who is, as you may or may not know, a black man. In addition to all this, I have friends who are both natives and descendents of natives from China, Japan, multiple Latin American nations, multiple nations from the India area in Asia, and, of course, Africa.
    The fact that you must make up such blatant slander against people who disagree with your political views is appalling. I do not like President Obama. I hate his pro-abortion & pro-killing-of-live-babies stance. I am firmly opposed to his entitlement mentality of Stalin-, Mao- or Hitler-like governments. I think he lacks the experience to be President. I do not like the fact that many people voted for this man because he is black, just as I am disgusted by those who voted against him because he is so. I think this man is very phony, to be known as a great orator while requiring constant instructions on what to say in the vast, overwhelming majority of his public speeches and interviews. I think it is absolutely revolting that he has not addressed the fact that some of his supporters call him the Messiah. I know of a man who was eaten by worms for a similar offense. On some of these issues and others, I may indeed be wrong and you are welcome to duel myself or any other conservative on any political issue, but please keep a civil and logical tongue when doing so. I really could not care less about the skin color of the White House’s residents, and neither could the majority of folks on both sides of the aisle.
    There was a second part of that interview that set my “oversized limbic brain” ablaze. You said that tens of people attended these Tea Parties. This is as inaccurate a slander as the racist one was. The FOX reporter may well have exaggerated or even lied about the attendance at that Tea Party, but at least he was in the ballpark (thousands). Your accusation doesn’t even make sense. You can probably see a hundred or so people in the CNN fiasco at the Chicago Tea Party alone. That, in and of itself, disproves your “tens of people” comment.
    Now, in case I have any of the other usual anti-Republican slanders coming my way, let me say a few more things. First, although I am a registered Republican, I am no blind follower of the party. If a Democrat is actually more conservative than a Republican, I’ll vote for him in a heartbeat. Second, I am not a rich man. My parents make so little that, between that and them having four children, I am attending college funded solely by need-based FAFSA money. I myself work at a fast-food restaurant, and so am in no danger of being considered rich, at least not in America. I am not a warmonger, since I would rather be incarcerated than join the military (no disrespect intended towards those who do join, but I have a different belief system; I wish them all the best of luck and do support them in their endeavors, but I myself will not join). I am obviously not a racist. I am not uneducated. I graduated high school with a 4.3 GPA and my current GPA in college is holding at about 3.0. I listen to Rush Limbaugh once in a while, but I do not think I am in danger of being a “follower” of him, as I do indeed disagree with him from time to time, if only slightly. I am no blind follower of FOX news either, since my family does not own a TV and I don’t watch TV news anyway. From what I hear of FOX, I’d probably agree with their take on most things, but because I’ve judged the issue myself, not because FOX, Limbaugh, Levin, Bush, or anyone else has told me what to think. That said, my impression of you from that Olbermann interview is that you’re even more biased than ANY of them, with the possible exception of Limbaugh, depending on your definition of biased.
    And one more thing, Ms. Garofalo (though you will probably never see this letter). You said that Tea Partiers do not know what the Boston Tea Party was about. As I recall (and I do not recall ever getting less than an A in any history class except World Civilizations in school), Britain put a tax on a variety of things, tea being among them, against the will and without the representation of the colonies. To protest these new taxes, several men dressed up as Indians (this time, as in Native Americans) and threw a great deal of tea overboard in the Boston Harbor. So why do these Tea Partiers not know there history? True, they are protesting spending, not taxing. However, spending is a form of taxing if you think it through. When the government spends more than it takes in (which it is; quite thoroughly, too) in taxes, one of two things will happen. Either taxes will go up to pay for the expenditure (in which case the Tea Parties are totally appropriate) or inflation will occur (the end result of which on the average consumer is the same as that of taxes). Or possibly, the government may borrow money or something, but that’s only a delay tactic. Now, the other part of the Boston Tea Party was the issue of representation. And, as Bob Basso has pointed out repeatedly in the Thomas Paine YouTube videos, representation is indeed an issue here. The outrageous spending is taking place against the stated will of the people. Despite the majority of their constituency sending massive amounts of mail or placing massive numbers of calls, Congressmen and women continue to approve spending beyond anything this country has ever seen. When the will of the people is ignored, people are well within their rights to question whether they are actually being represented.

    My Sincerest Apologies For Your Undersized Limbic Brain,
    Andrew Felsher

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