The Blobfish

Dude, how have I never heard of this guy:

Why?

Why?

He’s the blobfish, and somehow it’s gone so far into pathetic that it’s circled around back into totally awesome. Just look at him; he should so be Aquaman’s sidekick.

He’s a good example of evolution as he’s very specially and oddly adapted to his environment of living in great depths under high pressure. Basically, he’s a fish reduced to a pile of goo that just floats there. He’s also a good example of intelligent design, because I think God gave him the nose just because it’s funny.

Anyway, I think I’ll name him the official fish of IMAO. Sorry, alligator gar.

20 Comments

  1. He’s also a good example of intelligent design, because I think God gave him the nose just because it’s funny.

    That is one ugly fish. But, in fact, he’s a good example of intelligent design because God put him at the bottom of the ocean where we wouldn’t have to look at him.

    Way to defy God’s will, Frank. Thanks a lot.

  2. How can you rubes believe in Intelligent Design? Look around you! I was walking down the street the other day and lightning hit this rock and Blamo, it turned into a cat! It was like way cool!

    [There’s a lot of gaping flaws in the human design (choking, allergies) to believe we were “intelligently” designed. It’s more like we’re a Microsoft product: We do some very advanced things, but seemed to have lacked a lot real world testing before release. -Ed.]

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