Ace has an update on his yet unnamed Vegas conference. Sounds like it will be happening, and SarahK and I definitely plan to attend.
I think some of you had some good suggestions for it. One great idea is to get it sponsored by Halliburton. We really want absolutely everything about this conference/party to make liberals’ heads explode.
I had another idea of my own that could make a lot of money: A Charles Johnson dunking booth. Charles Johnson will yell at everyone that they’re crazy extremists to goad them into trying to dunk him. $5 for three shots; I think it will make a ton of money.
Also, I think the conference will be a good time to unveil my new invention: The carbon footprint enhancer. It’s a machine you fill with gasoline and then plug into the wall. It then inefficiently uses electricity to burn the gasoline. It’s great if you have lots of gasoline lying around you want to dispose of. I also plan to make one that burns coal.
So remember to clear your calendar for this. And since I have no idea when it’s supposed to be, that means clearing the entire calendar. Who really likes Christmas anyway?
“Who really likes Christmas anyway?” Whiskey-tango-foxtrot, Frank, Santa is bringing me a Steyr Scout .308 for Christmas this year. Are YOU going to get it for me instead, Frank???? Do you WANT to piss Santa off – especially now that you know Santa’s packing heat?
I’m getting a new submarine for Christmas! If I don’t like your party, Frank, I’ll use it to nuke you.
We need to show that we conservatives can take a joke! I nominate Jimmy! We rent a suite and get Jimmy to start on the shooters of Jack Daniels. When he goes down we tape his nose shut (say aha, Jimmy) then we hire Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno to Tea Bag him. We film it for fun times later of course!
Just make sure your coal burner uses real coal and not that sissy “low-sulfur” crap.
I still haven’t figured out what “The Right-Wing Super Awesome Fun Party of Fun” is going to be about! Really. A conference? A trade show with crazy conservative exhibits / booths ? A comedic roast with lots of speeches? An alcoholic’s dream fest of craziness and debauchery ? A chance to find out what Harvey really looks like?
But I do know what ussjimmycarter wants. He wants to hang-up Janet Reno’s and Hillary Clinton’s skivy shorts in his private hall of victory. But little does he know what’s in them!! (Oh, lord, the protrusions!)
[It’s a well established fact that Harvey looks like the father from Family Ties. -Ed.]
“A Charles Johnson dunking booth. ”
I’d double down (Vegas afterall) and make it water boarding.
Jimmy: As best I can tell, Frank’s description fits. Or maybe a big family reunion of people you’ve never met.
I could have suggested that we allow Hillary and Janet to just have their way with you and have a Jimmy Sandwich! But that would just be wrong! We are conservatives after all…
Maybe this would be a better description: It’s in Vegas!
Ed, I’ll be satisfied when you and Harvey are seen together which will forever debunk the “Frank’s multiple personalities” theory of IMAO Science!
Gonna have to do some fast talkin’ to the little lady. I think I can convince her it’s a big tea party.
You had me at absolutely everything about this conference/party to make liberals heads explode. The Halliburton sponsorship to that end is brilliant.
Other possible sponsors:
Chik-Fil-A (always closed on Sunday)
Walmart
Honda (non-union automaker)
Smith & Wesson, Winchester, etc
American Beef Council
Dept of Defense
It won’t help the bottom line if he can’t be convinced to stop doing it for free.
I think the other sponsorship that would really really eff em up would be to contact a company now known as Xe…(but we all know and luv them by the name of “Sooper Evul Mercenary Killers without mercy…..BLACKWATER!”
Gotta come up with a name for the event…..how bout “The IMAO stolen idea, made recockulosy huge, Right Wing blog Good Time Jamboree & Gun Show”.
NO matter what you call it…… IT BETTER END WITH “& GUN SHOW”
I think there ought to be a list of publicly invited guests for us peons to hear speak and shake hands with:
Current or Ex-Politicians:
Fred Thompson
Duncan Hunter
John Bolton
Alan Simpson (is he still around?)
Sarah Palin
Bobby Jindal
Famous Conservatives:
Fred Thompson
Michelle Malkin
Mary Katherine Ham
Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Zo
Talk show hosts:
Fred Thompson
Laura Ingraham
Mark Levin
Rush Limbaugh
Thinkers / philosophizers:
Fred Thompson
Frank J.
Harvey
Basil
Socrates
Ace (Oh. Wait. It’s his idea.)
In other words, Fred Thompson !
will get tours of Dick Cheney’s Death Star?
Will there be hippie water boarding?
I was thinking may be we could invite moderate democrats. My brain then asked, “is there such thing as moderate democrats”? Which i responded of course there are for 1-2 months every election year. So if we plan it around then there should be plenty of blue dogs to come along.
Then the soul of Mark Steyn (Which i captured after combing his hotel bedsheets and then using new-age voodoo to bind his soul to a He-Man action figure i had laying about) Anyway so then Mark Steyn AKA plastic He-Man said to me a blue-dog is just a yellow dog holding its breath for more money. So i am not sure where the group of us landed on inviting any “conservative” democrats to this party. But GI Joe’nah Goldberg thinks it worth a try. 😉
Crowder!!!! We need Crowder!
But if we can’t get Crowder, I’ll settle for chowder.
Moderate Democrats would not venture out of the back bedroom of their mommies trailer home long enough to attend. We could setup a live blog so they could watch…