So is a hipster the new evolution of the hippy? Are current antibiotics ineffective against it?
Every time someone is mean to Palin, she goes cries herself to sleep in her big pile of money.
I think society has been in a downward spiral ever since we outlawed bear baiting.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and living well is the best revenge. So Palin has ultimate revenge being rich in Alaska.
Though living well is the best revenge, poisoning is pretty high on the list too.
Best way to trick someone into being poisoned:
STEP 1: Get bottle of poison.
STEP 2: Conceal skull and crossbones on bottle using a Sharpie.
STEP 3: Write “Drink Me” on bottle.
STEP 4: Leave bottle where it will be seen by victim.
Works every time, especially if you’re trying to poison a dog.
I heard this rumor Obama wasn’t even born in America: He was born in Hawaii.
Chris Christie isn’t very efficient. Yes, he’s twice the conservative of your average governor, but he’s also three times the size.
I find the census fascinating; how novel it is for the government to be doing something actually mentioned in the Constitution.
So the last time the U.S. formally declared war was WWII? I guess we’re just used to being more informal these days. I blame rampant hatlessness.
Gov. Christie should help New Jersey’s economy, but he’s personally put three restaurants out of business by using their all you can eat buffets.
The census is how they allocate federal dollars and state representation. Liberals have been inflating their numbers for a long time. Stupid conservatives always just put the real number.
Chris Christie vs. Michael Moore in a Man vs. Food eat off at the Congressional buffett. Than all the congrersspeople will starve. You can’t pass laws while starving and Michael Moore will be too busy eating to make any crappy movies. A win-win for all.
Bears are best baited with hippies.
Ther best antibiotic against a hippie is a face puxch io said hippie. Face punched hiipies have trouble spreading.
THAT”S why we are doing so poorly in our foreign excusions. We are out of practice at war. Let’s practice.
Is Chris Christie’s fatness the right antidote for Barak ‘slim’ Obama?
I know several “hipsters” and thankfully they aren’t hippies. They seem to engage in regular baths and wear much better clothes than hippies. However, the satisfaction I get from punching a hipster in the face is very similar to the satisfaction I get when I punch a hippie in the face. Go figure.
I got news for you, Frank, the last time I checked Hawaii was part of America. However, I think Obama being born there is more than enough reason to throw Hawaii out of America. Or at least ship a bunch of angry bears over there so they understand how mad we are over that Obama being born there thing.
“I heard this rumor Obama wasn’t even born in America: He was born in Hawaii.”
Isn’t it silly the way people always forget to include Hawaii as one of our states, the same way they always forget Kenya and Indonesia. Come on people, there’s only 57 of them – it’s not that hard.
I thought a hippie antibiotic would be any kind of soap not made with patchouli
One of Obama’s first acts as President was to transfer control of the census from the Commerce Department to the Administration. Specifically, he put the census under control of Rahm Emanuel.
“Self,” I said, “what could possibly go wrong?”
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=30672
We only had one Reagen but the Dems will always have another “Carter” to foist on the country every time she lets her guard down. Problem is only a Reagen can undo a Carter.
All you hipsters mispelled Hawai’i, which doesn’t actually have an apostrophe. The apostrophe is supposed to be an “okina,” which exists on no known keyboards in the world, so I used an apostrophe.
Society has been in a downward spiral ever since we stopped throwing the weaklings off cliffs.
RTs
-Love is like syphilis you only get it when and where you weren’t looking. It comes in and out of your life sometimes powerfully and other times you forget about it.
@burma
-yea sadly I remember when the census got taken over by Obama chief of staff. I wonder how liberals would have felt if Bush muscled in and took over the census and put Karl Rove in charge of it. I am sure they would do like they are now ignore it or insist there was probably a good reason.
-I want to start a running thing where we talk about what the next Bush can do with all of these new executive powers Obama has invented. A top 10 could probably get a few well meaning libs to literally shat themselves when they realize what they have done.
This thread reminds me to take a look at latfh.com
Rampant hatlessness and informality are to blame for many of society’s ills. I would point out that society was strictly formal and the wearing of hats was at nearly 100% when bear baiting was permitted. I say require hats and go back to good manners (and, no, that will not require us to become sissies, in the good old days, there was a way to engage in duels in a mannerly fashion).
Don’t tell me that bear baiing is actually illegal? We still do it around these parts.
Let’s work our way back up to bear-baiting.
Try to re-institute dwarf-tossing first.