So did you buy my new shirt yet?

If so, why don’t you share how transcendent the experience was. Some say buying my new shirt is just like riding a dinosaur with rocket launchers on it as you destroy a village full of hippies.

And just imagine what things will be like when you actually get the shirt!

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San Francisco has banned travel to Arizona. So if you want to do something that requires the help of a San Franciscan (and I really don’t want to hear what that is), don’t pass a law they find mean.

Also, illegal immigrants are vowing to leave Arizona over its new law. I guess an unintended consequence of the Arizona law is to make illegal immigrants feel unwelcome in the state. Sad.

With all this plus liberals vowing not to go to the state, could Arizona soon become a utopia? Perhaps. In five years, we’ll probably visit the state to find it full of shiny towers and flying cars like something right out of the Jetsons. So other states might want to consider this “enforce federal law” idea before Arizona hogs all the awesome for itself and eventually becomes a sovereign nation greater and more powerful than the U.S. due to its not having the ball and chain of liberals. And then we’ll have to be sure to be welcoming to our new Arizonian overlords.

Obama said, “I do think at a certain point you’ve earned enough money.” I know we’re all glad Obama is looking out for who is earning a lot of money in this economy, because that’s really what we’re all worried about. Similarly, we should keep a lookout for Obama.

POINTS OBAMA MAY HAVE CROSSED

* At a certain point, you’ve expanded government enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve ignored the concerns of the American people for your own pet projects enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve said, “The time for talk is over!” enough and should shut up.

* At a certain point, your ears are big enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve had enough time to eat your waffles.

* At a certain point, you’ve been on TV enough.

* At a certain point, your vice president has said thing dumb enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve relied on your teleprompter enough.

* At a certain point, you’re socialist enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve completely screwed things up long enough.

Did you know Britain has elections? I thought they just had a king or something, but it looks like they have an election coming up soon. Now I don’t really know the different parties and how their positions vary on the chief British issues of crumpets and marmite, but it does seem the Labour [sic] Party is emulating the tactics of the left in this country. The other day, Ministerus Prime Gordon Brown talked all nice to an old lady and then, not knowing the microphone (called a “talkee cone” in Britain) was on, basically called her a stupid bigot as soon as he got in his horseless carriage.

People have not liked this.

Yes “sneering contempt for the average citizen” seems to be a campaign tactic falling out of favor both here and abroad. It wasn’t enough to sink Obama’s campaign when he talked about people clinging to guns and religion, but people do seem to be less tolerant of it now. I guess we just don’t really understand where the useless lawyers we elect to serve us get this feeling they’re better than everyone. I never told them they’re better than anyone; actually, I’m pretty sure I told them they’re stupid and a bunch of screw ups. Did you tell them they’re better than everyone? Well, whoever is giving them self-esteem, stop it right now.