Points Obama May Have Crossed

Obama said, “I do think at a certain point you’ve earned enough money.” I know we’re all glad Obama is looking out for who is earning a lot of money in this economy, because that’s really what we’re all worried about. Similarly, we should keep a lookout for Obama.

POINTS OBAMA MAY HAVE CROSSED

* At a certain point, you’ve expanded government enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve ignored the concerns of the American people for your own pet projects enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve said, “The time for talk is over!” enough and should shut up.

* At a certain point, your ears are big enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve had enough time to eat your waffles.

* At a certain point, you’ve been on TV enough.

* At a certain point, your vice president has said thing dumb enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve relied on your teleprompter enough.

* At a certain point, you’re socialist enough.

* At a certain point, you’ve completely screwed things up long enough.

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  1. * At some point you have taken in air enough

    * At some point you have freed bill ayers enough

    * at some point you have committed crime enough

    * At some point you are kenyan enough

    * At some point you are sorosed enough

    * At some point you must spit out bwarny fwank

    * At some point you cannot be called klingon like your partner.

  2. * At a certain point, you’ve been President long enough. That point was 2 minutes after you were sworn in.
    * At a certain point, your Klingon wife is going to turn around and eat you. Then I’m going to be her biggest fan.
    * At a certain point, you have to stop blaming Bush for all the problems you’ve created or made worst. Yeah, I know, I’m dreaming.
    * At a certain point, we’re gonna take out our frustration over you pretending to be President on Chicago and Hawaii. Bomb The Loop and Nuke Hawaii!

  3. * At a certain point, all 50 states will require your papers before reelection.

    * At a certain point, your flip-flopping on campaign promises will bite your political ass.

    * At a certain point, your party will abandon you.

    * At a certain point, you will go down as the worst President in history**.

    Note: ** That point has been passed, bubba.

  4. – At a certain point, it will be all over for you.

    – At a certain point, we will undo some of the madness you have inflicted on the people.

    – At a certain point, you will jut your chin so high that you’ll damage your spine.

    – At a certain point, the people will look back at you with scorn heretofore reserved for Jimmy Carter.

    – At a certain point, your head will splode when you are forced to realize that Reid and Pelosi aren’t around to carry your water any more.

  5. * At a certain point, comes the “Deus ex Machina” plot device. Many people have said that the last couple of years have been like a poorly written suspense/thriller by a hack writer with all the lame, predictable crap: communist plant president, doofus veep, witch speaker of the house, etc. This kind of writer often writes his way into a corner and has to produce a “Deus ex Machina” God out of a machine, (a miracle) to keep the plot moving. – Like Obama’s strolling across the South lawn walking Bo, and far overhead a 2 ounce aluminum rivet pops loose from an airliner, and reaches terminal velocity as it falls straight towards the top of Barack’s head…

  6. At a certain point you have worn enough buckets.
    At a certain point you have used enough crack.
    At a certain point you have consumed too much wagyu beef and arugula.
    At a certain point you have taken too many joy rides on Air Force One.

  7. When Parackeet Obama was elected, I released all of my clients except one, on retainer. In 2009 I made
    $9,000 less expenses. Not only did I pay NO taxes, I was refunded all my FICA for the year. I can aford to sit out a few years til this douchebag is gone.

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