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My problem with Kagan is her name isn’t as fun to say in rapid succession as Bork’s. Bork Bork Bork.

Obama was going to nominate another Latina, but Arizona deported her when she was out taking her grandkids to get ice cream.

The Arizona law isn’t racist. I’m as white as you can be, and they deported me to Mexico when I couldn’t find my ID.

Notice that Obama didn’t include the Nintendo Wii in his technology rant. Everyone loves Mario Kart.

What brought on Obama’s Xbox rant is he was tired of getting pwned by n00bs.

The BP spill should solve itself because I hear our oil supply can’t last forever.

Some people wait until birth to be surprised about the baby’s sex, but how can you be surprised where there is only two options?

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  1. Some people wait until birth to be surprised about the baby’s sex, but how can you be surprised where there is only two options?

    Whichever it is, just hope the kid sticks with it.

  2. “What brought on Obama’s Xbox rant is he was tired of getting pwned by n00bs.”

    He probably got smoked by Bo The Portugese Water Dog on Halo IV, or whatever number they’re up to.

  3. Obama got beat playing”Barbie’s Horse Riding Adventure”. Yes, the game does exist, and it is that lame.

    Can you be deported for being Republican?

    KAGAN!!! is Klingon for Bork.

  4. Obama was going to nominate another Latina, but Arizona deported her when she was out taking her grandkids to get ice cream.

    Actually, it isn’t just wise Latinas who are at risk. Has anyone noticed that Obama hasn’t taken the kids for ice cream lately? Just sayin’.

  5. Back in 1990, when ultrasounds produced only grainy Polaroid pictures that looked like an abstract artist’s rendition of a small human, I posted a pic of my son-to-be on my Georgia Tech office door. Everyone at GaTech is a nerd, so of course many many folks stopped and turned their heads this way and that trying to figure out what the label “It’s a BOY!” meant on the tiny photo. Universally, when they finally realized they were looking at an unborn fetus crotch shot, they left the scene quickly.

    Today I suppose that sort of thing could be considered child pornography. Back then it was high tech.

    And all that is another reason to wait for the birth. Plus, you get to paint the baby room a nice neutral tan color instead of blue or pink.

  6. “Nine-tenths of a President’s callers at the White House want something they ought not to have. If you keep dead still they will run down in three or four minutes.”
    – Calvin (Silent Cal) Coolidge.

    “I am very little inclined on any occasion to say anything unless I hope to produce some good by it.”
    – Abraham (Honest Abe) Lincoln.

    “Too much information is a distraction.”
    – Barak (if ‘the debate is over’ why can’t I stop talking?) Obama.

  7. Arnold Schwartzenegger made a remark that he’s afraid if he came to Arizona, we would deport him back to Austria.
    Well, just for that, now we’ll do much worse. We’ll deport him back to California!

  8. My problem with Kagan is her name isn’t as fun to say in rapid succession as Bork’s. Bork Bork Bork.

    But it works for the name game. Kagan Kagan bo-Bagan banana fana fo-Fagan fe fi mo-Magan Kagan.

    Yeah. Works better than Obama…

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