The Republican nominee for Congress for my district was born in Puerto Rico? That’s a whole other country!
If I may suggest a slogan for the Republican congressional candidate for Idaho district 1: “Labrador: Idaho’s best friend.”
I’m boycotting Porsche until they make their cars cheaper.
If our housecat was the size of our dog, I wonder how many times she’d kill me each day.
Chris Christie is like a real life Ron Swanson.
To those thinking Obama is doing a poor job handling the BP spill, in fairness to him, he hasn’t actually done anything.
Ein.
Neither have I. Obama and I are equal!
You should write a couple of autobiographies.
Then you wouldn’t have a dog.
Random thought: when people yell at Obama for stopping offshore drilling when gas goes over $4.00 a gallon, I’m going to laugh at him. In fairness, I’ll also laugh at those people who yelled at him because they’re the idiots who currently think we need to ban offshore drilling because they listen to people in the media who say this explosion is a common risk inherent in oil exploration.
DamnCat, stop kidding yourself. Cats may even be smarter than dogs, but it matters naught as they are too…liberal-like to use their intelligence for anything other than meowing, a sound that sounds suspiciously like “Me, me, me, it’s all about me. Feed me.”
Like so many of “Mans Best Friend”, The brown lab has been dragging all kinds of things home. Can we say “immigration lawyer?”
I have a couple of cats and sadly, Marko’s right. You should see the furballs when it’s time to eat, then they show up and go ME-ow, ME-ow, rub themselves against my leg and do a pretty good act of making me think I matter to them as a person, not as just the guy who feeds them. Then once they feed they go back to grooming, ignoring everything and sleeping, the only actitvities they do longer than eating.
I think I’ll get another cat. That’ll fix the lazy bums!
-“Wimmin” the lefts 1960’s freedom fries.
Exit Question: Can we start calling liberal males “Min”?
-The Left’s brilliance and seeming virus like ability to spread is because first it discretely wounds poisons and burdens down the bull of the free market. Thus creates a ready made pool of poor who believe they were let down by free enterprise and ready to play it safe with redistribution.
-Communists= takers briefly pretending to be givers.
-If your understanding of reality fits neatly into a political narrative what you know is bulls#$t
Proud Infidel, I know my dog (a German Shepherd) looks at me as a person, not as the guy who feeds her. How? Because she never eats her food when I give it to her. Still, I know she respects me.
That makes no sense. You can’t be like a liberal and smarter than a dog.
True. In fact, it is the rare liberal that can outfox a fencepost.
We’re not talking normal smarts, Cat. We’re talking arrogant smarts. Like Obama.
Man, I need to get back to work.
> If our house cat was the size of our dog, I wonder how many times she’d kill me each day.
I’m sure she’d be too busy raping the dog to bother with you.
Puerto Rico is the fifty-seventh state. After topsy turvy Guam.
Me thinks Chris Christy has been taking lessons from Fred Thompson. I,expect the Chris Christy patented Hippie Face Punch to be mass marketed soon.
I fully understand your reason for boycotting Porsche. I’ve been doing the same with Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini for years…for the same exact reason.
“If our house cat was the size of our dog, I wonder how many times she’d kill me each day.”
And, whether your house cat was the size of your dog or the size of a field mouse, your entire house would continue to smell like litter box.