I hear people are now getting my new t-shirt in the mail.
You can use the comments in this post to tell people how awesome the t-shirt is and why everyone else should buy one.
BTW, I hear that wearing one of my new t-shirts is a way to possibly get an invitation to join the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad.
You have a new shirt? Why didn’t you let anyone know?
Yeah, you should mention new stuff like that once in a while.
Are the old ones, like “Nuke the Moon,” still available? I never bought one because I thought they would always, always, always be around to buy.
Sure wish you’d make your site Safari browser friendly. Pictures don’t show. Unless your t-shirt has a big white square with a little blue box with a questionmark on it.
Frank has a new shirt? Who new?
Time for a democrat-style rant:
WHAT !!! We have TWO WARS, a BIg OIL leaK, ILLEGALS AREN’T legal, Palin is still BREATHING, OBAMA is yet to be crowned EMPORER, Bush and Cheney ar not in JAIL, ansd Frank J is designing killer dinosaurs, you, you GREEDY capitalist, are selling T-SHIRTS!!!111!!1 I’m series !!!!!!!!!
Imitation all liberal blogs off.
Ok, I’m gonna order one of those shirts, Frank, just to make you happy and to piss-off my liveral relatives, but mostly to piss-off my liveral relatives. With Buttercup on the way, you’re prolly happy enough already. Or you should be. Or sumpin.
I have mine and let me tell ‘ya, awesome doesn’t begin to describe it. The cool IMAO logo in the front, the Democrat slogans in the back, it’s a cool white perfect for those hot South Florida summer days, hearing the sound of Democrats choking on their tofu and brussel sprouts behind me as they read the slogans, life is good. Buy one of these shirts and you’ll be cool all summer long. Fall n’ winter too.
OK, Frank, I told everyone how awesome the shirt is. Now can we get our Nuke The Moon and Fred Thompson Punch The Hippies shirts? Huh? Pretty please?
I would think the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad needs its own shirt.
This tee has magical powers and gives me an uncanny resemblance to Miss SarahK when I wear it, I’m excited to see who I look like in a Nuke The Moon tee. I’m hopeful it’s a Fox News anchor.
That stupid moon just hanging there and taunting us.
“Oh look at me I am far away and dont have any hippies on me and you cant get here because liberals wont spend 1% of their money for welfare and political kickbacks on space exploration boo hooo for you earth dwellers.”
Someday needs to Nuke that Smirt@# Moon once and for all. After its nuked we can call it the dark spot the “sea of painquility.”
Did you know the flat smooth spots on the moon are from when it was hit by huge asteroids that cause the inner molten lava to shoot up onto the surface. Can you imagine how awesome the moon would look with huge streams of glowing lava floating all around it?
And that concludes my presentation on two awesome reasons to Nuke the f@#@ out of the @#^$ Moon!