I think the whole idea to end birthright citizenship is wrongheaded. Basically, I think we’re missing the point of that law. If people are here who are citizens and give birth, that baby is a citizen but the parents aren’t. So what does that mean? That means the government can keep that baby and kick the parents out of the country. And what can the government do with a baby? Raise him to be a super soldier, and we all know that training a super soldier has to start right after birth. So that probably was the whole point of birthright citizenship: To get recruits for our super soldier program. So it’s time we start using that law for its original intention.
Hopefully the parents will be proud to know their children will be trained to fight America’s future threats like robots and Ape Law, but if they don’t understand we can explain it to them by saying something like, “Shut up, foreigner!” We’ll probably have to say it in their foreign language or they won’t understand. Foreigners are wily that way.
You mean anchor babies? hmm (rubs chin)
The reason I have no problem with the so-called “anchor babies” is that it is about as UN-Christian as it gets to want to toss them back into Mexico where they have no hope. They will just grow up in poverty and then illegally cross the damned un-closeable border anyway.
Seriously now! With an anchor baby you have at least a 50% chance that they will grow up and be a Republican voter and a model ‘illegal’ citizen! With the children of the so-called Liberals (who are actually communists, fascists, socialists, and worse) you have less than a 5% chance of any success. Liberal children usually grow up and become parasites like their Liberal parents and those are the lucky ones. The rest odf the Liberal babies become drug addicts, welfare parents, career criminals and acorn workers.
If you want to save America
Deport the Liberals
and thier children
Then we can have the super soldiers guard the borders….BRILLIANT!
If the birth mother is here legally, birthright citizenship makes sense. If the birth mother is here illegally in the first place, that would tend to go against the intent of the founding fathers.
Supersoldier….Mexicans?
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Hooah for scoodo!