This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
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From Kris:
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat tip: Laurie]:
Yeah, that’s Hillary. If I look like that when I’m 64, just shoot me.
NOTE: I’m totally nominating Kris for an Obscury on this one. I had no idea Rocky Horror had a sequel.
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MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
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Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
If you’re a high-level foreign attaché and you’re in an airport and you see that coming toward you, what do you do?
(1) Nothing. Hope and pray the wraith passes you by.
(2) Run to the restroom and clean out your shorts.
(3) Smile and diplomatically say, “Well… hello… Ms. Clinton…? You look… um… marvelous? ! ? ! ?” (followed by #4)
(4) Shoot yourself because no woman could be that ugly.
Yep, Rocky Horror has a sequel… Watch at your own risk…
OMG? You got us Harvey. Hillary may not be an atheist, but she is a carrier.
Okay, I grant that it’s scary, but consider this:
1. compared to the fakey fakeness of Nancy Pelousy, Hill’s utter lack of fashion sense and obvious refusal to hire a stylist is refreshing. I think she is channeling her inner Ouiser Boudreaux.
2. would you mess with someone with the chutzpah to wear that shirt?
Ever notice how, when you get to a certain age, you no longer care how anyone thinks you look?
So true Granny, so true.
And proof after a while it’s just gets too exhausting to mud and tape every dang day.
Besides at 64 you should be able to wear whatever you darn well please, especially at night on a plane. If you think this is bad you have not gone to the “People of Walmart” site. Now that’s really scary.
Is that the spawn of Humpbot?
Or did Humpbot go through one of Seth Brundle’s telepods?
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Granny, your point is well taken, but consider this: Hillary is a Head of State. Her job is to represent US throughout the world. –Lettin’ herself go this bad doesn’t speak well for this country. Rush was right again when he mentioned the fact (years ago) that Hillary had no more than the 2004-08 window to run for POTUS because our society does seem to base our so-called leaders more on looks than not. And Hillary wasn’t going to be looking too good by now. Another “See I Told You So” on his part
At least the old bat Pelosi went out and got a face-lift when they, the dems, knew were going to steal the election for her (turn-about’s fair play), although it only made IT more hideous, than ever.
Sean, I kinda take offense to your “People of Walmart” remark. My wife has worked there for 17 years and she is drop-dead goergous! I could send you naked pictures, but I won’t. They do hire slobs and a lot of liberal slobs that only seek to sue them. You wouldn’t believe the restrictions she lives and works under due to litigation…But I bet I could go to Walmart and click off some pics of women as, knock-your-socks-off, beautiful as my wife is.
The pic of Hillary reminds me of the People of Walmart photos. I see seanmahair has the same thought.
Responding to Pork & Beans point (is that you Paul?), long ago I walked the beaches of Entretat where the women sun half naked. Covertly enjoying the charms of a lovely young lady, I was blinded when my gaze wandered over to her grandmother sunning d’a cote.
I suppose it is possible that attractive people visit Walmart but I know better than to look for them.