Isn’t the whole point of Komen not wanting to be associated with Planned Parenthood them putting women’s health before politics?
Liberals live in Bizarro world.
So Komen is literally trying to split the baby.
It is pretty Orwellian to claim not donating to Planned Parenthood is “being political.”
Why do abortion groups need donations? Isn’t abortion very profitable? That’s like donating to Philip Morris.
The Left: “We still won’t trust Komen enough to donate money to them until we see them publicly strangle a baby.”
Things may seem bad, but just remember that I’ll be old enough to run for president in 2016 so we only have to hold out until then.
Here’s video of little Buttercup singing.
So are the left admitting abortion is awful? Like if abortions were more than 3% of Planned Parenthood, then it would be a bad organization?
For some reason, when Planned Parenthood is mentioned I keep thinking of the underwear gnomes saying, “Abortions is big business!”
If you were making a new candy company, a good name would be Strangers. “You can trust candy from Strangers.”
Madonna is the halftime show? That’ll be huge for anyone who’s been in a coma since the 80s.
Is Madonna Lady Gaga’s grandmother?
Do you know that spousal abuse goes up i% during the Super Bowl?
I hear whichever team wins the Super Bowl gets ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
“He drove a Chevy Volt; he died in a fire long before the apocalypse.”
I give up. You can’t make fun of a movie based on the game Battleship. It is a punch line.
And why is Liam Neeson starring in it? Does he have tax problems?
Was a tattooed soccer player trying to sell me underwear during a football game?
Does the “bend it like Beckham” thing refer to his sexuality?
Why would I pay money for flowers when the phrase “Gimme some sugar, baby” achieves the same end?
The only thing funny about the Budweiser ads so far is that they think I want to drink something called Bud Light Platinum.
The Madonna halftime hasn’t been a complete disaster. I did get cute video of my 16 mo old daughter dancing.
Felt like that halftime show should have been accompanied by Harrison Ford warning us not to look at it.
Don’t tell Americans you want world peace. Tell the dumb, violent foreigners.
A show shouldn’t be called “Smash” unless it’s about the Incredible Hulk.
Hollywood, stop basing movies on board games and old toys and get us that Aquaman feature film.
It’s not Hollywood’s liberal bias so much these days as it is its crap bias.
The Super Bowl has been as good as it could be considering that Obama is still president.
I hope we get to see the new OT rules where the two quarterbacks play dodge ball.
HER: “You have something like photographic memory, right?”
ME: “Yeah, I forget what they called it.”
It’s always great to see really rich people succeed against marginal odds.
Yeah, Bud Light Platinum is like artisanal Velveeta.
Of course not donating to Planned Parenthood is “being political,” to liberals. Just like sitting in your room not spending money is “engaging in commerce.”
I saw almost five full seconds of Madonna’s half time show. Now it burns when I pee.
“Is Madonna Lady Gaga’s grandmother?”
Great grandmother, possibly. They follow the same plan:
1) Be deliberately outrageous.
B) Whine and carp about “prudes” who are outraged.
3) Profit!!!
Careful observers will note that step “3″ cannot happen without step “B.” In other words, without the complained about “prudes,” neither would acheive step “3.”
The great grandmother may be old and her great grandchild ugly; however, they know well that “prudes” are an absolutely essential commodity. [1]
[1] See also: Marilyn Manson
Speaking of half time, how could Animal Planet screw up Puppy Bowl? First, they ran 5 minutes of commercials followed by 10 minutes of “Kitten Bowl” (no offense, DC). Then, admidst the puppies, they kept cutting to a herd of pigglets and some stupid bird.
I watched ESPN instead.
Buttercup’s singing is very nice, but this other video you posted with her playing with Rowdi is the greatest!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVgsJQQat9o
Good Dog! Cute giggles from Buttercup!
I made a beer run during half time. There are two ways to get to the liquor store from my house. The long way or the short way…I chose to go the long way, and happily by the time I got back the halftime ceremonies were over and the second half was about to start. My timing was impeccable.
Komen is screwed. First they pissed off the rabid left, and then they pissed of conservatives.
So you are saying that the Planned Parenthood business model works like this:
Phase 1 – Abort Babies
Phase 2 – ?
Phase 3 – Donations!
Zackly. Bruce Campbell, FTW!
Why did they even bother with Medusa’s lip synching? She’s nothing more than a professional Karaoke singer. They could’a saved a bunch of money and just put 100 lbs of rancid beef jerky on stage and played her CD.
Next year they’re gonna have Cher at halftime!
Nailed it Frank!
In fact I petty much said this exact thing to my daughter:
“Don’t tell Americans you want world peace. Tell the dumb, violent foreigners.”
She gave me one of those looks.
When whatever competing movie makes more money on opening weekend, the producer of Battleship can say to that movie’s producer: “You sunk my Battleship!”
When whatever movie wins the Oscar for best picture instead of Battleship, the producer of Battleship can say “You sunk my Battleship!”
When Buttercup flushes your Battleship CD down the toilet, you can tell her “You sunk my Battleship!”
For Frank – The new Aquaman trailer.
Don’t knock Madonna, Frank. She’s a member of the 1% you aspire to.
Have you ever seen Lucile Ball’s early films? She was gorgeous.
Madonna was like that for about five minutes, once.
It is pretty Orwellian to claim not donating to Planned Parenthood is “being political.”
No it’s not. However, I hope you’re aware that that comment will go in your permanent government file.
so, Battleship will be Independence Day except for the Navy this time?
If Battleship has lots of explosions and minimal character development, I’ll watch it. (Sometimes I just like to go Ooh! and Aah! and eat my popcorn, like the movie is a fireworks show with Dolby Surround-sound and no mosquitoes.)
If Battleship is about an Iowa Class Battleship blasting stuff with 16″ guns…I’m in!!! They were my all time favorite ships and the navy has been gay ever since they retired them!