* I have a new New York Post column on how the Democratic Presidential Primary has yet to produce a serious candidate for president.
People were very excited about Obama when he first emerged on the scene in 2008, but as his campaign went on — and as he’s actually served as president — it’s become apparent to the general public that he’s simply not a serious candidate for the job.
* Can you believe all this Komen stuff? Komen wants to stick to just fighting breast cancer and thus doesn’t want to be involved in anything controversial like the abortion debate — which you think both sides would be okay with but the left are freaking out that Komen won’t give money to Planned Parenthood anymore. You have to look at this from the left’s side, though. They been supporting something horrific for so long, and they never want to confront that. Part of what helps them sleep at night is telling themselves that Planned Parenthood is an important women’s health organization and not instead some pro-abortion political organization that makes a lot of money tearing up the unborn. This whole Komen thing is making them confront that fiction, and thus you can understand their reaction. It’s freak out about this or contemplate the horror they’ve been supporting.
* Speaking of horrors, Donald Trump has come out in support of Mitt Romney. I think it was Romney’s line about not being concerned about the very poor that put him over the top. Other things Trump is not concerned with is realistic looking hair.
* Obama has started to use Jesus to try and justify his horrible policies, which seems pretty blasphemous. You know how the media freaks out about a coming theocracy if a Republican even mentions God, but Obama can claim that he did all his policies for religious reasons and the media won’t care? I think a big part of that is that when a liberal invokes God, no one really takes them seriously. Actually, I think half the time in Obama’s speech, he pronounced the Son of God’s name as “Jebus”.
* Wisdom of the Day from David Burge:
I support Susan G. Komen’s right to choose who to fund. #OurCheckbooksOurSelves
* In the interest of supporting the arts and interesting forms of capitalism, I should mention that you can now pay to appear in the Bearmageddon comic getting killed by a bear. So if you’ve always wanted to see what it would be like if you were killed by a bear plus be immortalized in the web comic and the eventually print version, here’s your chance. I have to say, it’s tempting.
* Still hard at work on my next book. It’s so awesome and I want to share it with all of you, but it will have to wait.
Fixed it.
Trump and Palin really should stay out of the primary opinion stream. When they open their mouths, their current choice tanks. Wait. Never mind.
Only 9 months ago, Komen recognized that Planned Parenthood was a great partner in fighting breast cancer (which psychotic anti-abortion miscreants don’t give a damn about):
And while Komen Affiliates provide funds to pay for screening, education and treatment programs in dozens of communities, in some areas, the only place that poor, uninsured or under-insured women can receive these services are through programs run by Planned Parenthood.
These facilities serve rural women, poor women, Native American women, women of color, and the un- and under-insured. As part of our financial arrangements, we monitor our grantees twice a year to be sure they are spending the money in line with our agreements, and we are assured that Planned Parenthood uses these funds only for breast health education, screening and treatment programs.
Komen statement of April 2011
You write books? Talking about the blind leading the blind. Google correctly characterizes this site as a satire, it’s just that you don’t know it.
“Jesus wants me to make churches pay for abortions.”
– Barack Obama –
“Obama has started to use Jesus to try and justify his horrible policies”
Remember when Jesus said unto the people, “And ye shall go to the woman’s womb and brutally rip her unborn child limb-from-limb until it is dead.”
And, remember how Jesus stated so eloquently, “And he among you that refuseth to work is entitled to the earnings of those who work hard.”
And, I love when Jesus stated, “Because the will of politicians and those that createth moving pictures, and not the 10 Commandments, should be your moral guide.”
And thus it was so.
Obama’s inner Muslim is showing through. Or mebbe Buddhist. Or something. It certainly is not Scripture.
In fact, Matthew 17:24-27 provides a quite different message. It’s the story of how when the collectors asked Peter for the Temple tax, Jesus miraculously provided it by instructing Peter to catch a fish which then produced a coin from its mouth. The message is that although taxes must be paid (render unto Caesar), trust God to provide. Note that this was not even a Roman tax; it was specifically a compulsory Jewish tax to support the Temple.
Then, there’s Matthew himself. Matthew was a tax collector for the Romans — and accordingly much despised — before he answered Jesus’ call (Matthew 9:9). Matthew was rich because he was a tax collector, but after he was saved, did Matthew then go on to collect holy taxes? Read and find out about Matthew’s new job.
Then, there’s Zacchaeus, a *chief* tax collector (Luke 191-10). When he decided to follow Jesus, he declared that he would return four-fold all the money he had cheated.
As Obama is becoming an expert on Scripture, I await my four-fold refund.
In a small village by a river, the villagers noticed a helpless baby bobbing in the current. They rushed to save it and wondered how it came to be in the river. The next day there were two babies and the villagers saved them. Each day there were more and the villagers built a watch-tower and stationed strong swimmers at the river’s edge to save the babies that came in greater numbers each day. Some of the babies drowned.
An impertinent youth confronted the elders of the village, “why do we not send some upriver to find the source of this tragedy instead of toiling each day to resist the effects?”
“Pish posh,” said the elders, “back to work, impertinent youth!”
But the youth would not be dissuaded and trekked upriver. Around the first bend she found Planned Parenthood.
With every word I hear about the abortiomatic policies of our Secretary of (*ahem*) Health, I am reminded that poor Bart Stupak may be the dumbest man alive. Well, he was principled, right? I’m sure when he left the House he went right back home to — oh, what’s that? He became a Washington lobbyist? Well, color me shocked.
Sometimes I can still come up with fun, witty songs to post here. Then I read this stuff and they go POOF! and I become apoplectic. The funny is playing cat-and-mouse with me. We’ll blame pregnancy hormones. I just find myself thinking (about liberals), “You’re so stupid it exhausts me. Now go buy me chocolate.”
Speaking of pregnancy hormones, time is winding down to get your guess in the baby pool so get your guess in soon!
http://bebepool.com/go/?a=Catasterfe&view=list
If I’m feeling spiteful when the baby is born I might just go with ussjimmy for a first name…. nah, too mean.
DamnCat,
I have several cans of tuna here that I can’t eat because I’m pregnant. I don’t have chocolate. If you bring me chocolate, I’ll give you a Costco-sized helping of tuna. I also have neighbors whose gardens you can “Christen”.
Best Regards,
CarolynthePregnant.
Carolyn – that’s a mighty tempting offer. But I’m afraid the Michelle’s Sugar Stasi would nab me. She doesn’t want any fat babies to be born – her husband is working on all non-fat babies.
But to show that my heart is in the right place I’ll take care of your neighbors’ gardens gratis.
frank,
the NY Post article is the best thing you have ever written. it may be the best thing ever written by anyone.
ok, now i’m just sucking up, but it really is good.
The Komen/PP thing reminds me of the National Lampoon cover: “Buy this magazine or we’ll shoot this dog.”
**Komen wants to stick to just fighting breast cancer and thus doesn’t want to be involved in anything controversial like the abortion debate**
Actually, I find it is more important to point out that the fact they had withheld donations was because Planned (no) Parenthood is under FERDERAL INVESTIGATION for misusing our tax dollars … to illegally fund abortions. It seems the Susan G. Komen Foundation has now caved in and decided to send money which was donated to their organization specifically to fight breast cancer, to these abortion clinics. I have volunteered at the largest event S.G.K Foundation in this state, but will now find another way to donate any time &/or money to fight breast cancer. I am just glad that this controversy pointed out that my past donations to S.G.K. were helping to fund abortions. Until/unless Planned (no) Parenthood separates completely their funding of abortions vs. mammography, etc. all money they receive is funding abortions.
And another thing …..
* Obama has started to use Jesus to try and justify his horrible policies, which seems pretty blasphemous.*
“Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves.”
“By their fruits ye shall know them. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?”
EdthePastor…you can take the day off !
CTComp –
Don’t worry: I’m sure since Obama invoked Jesus, we’ll have liberals screaming about separating church and state….. any second now….
abortion causes breast cancer
About 1,790,000 results
Now why would someone who makes a living off of breast cancer want to fund something that causes it…
oh wait…nevermind.
Hes got a lot of nerve invoking the Bible to justify his policies. I doubt he has any idea what the bible actually teaches.
1.He grew up raised by communists and Muslims.
2.If he had been listening in that Chicago church he would have heard liberation theology instead of the gospel.
3.He claims he didn’t notice when Jerimiah Wright was bad mouthing America after 9-11, so he wasn’t paying much attention anyway.
4.And judging by his church attendance as president he probably can’t tell a Bible from a hymnal.
In its defense, the work of Planned Parenthood does decrease the number of people at risk for breast cancer.
Of course, that’s only because the work of Planned Parenthood decreases the number of people.
Welcome to UnPlanned Parenthood how can we help you?
I’d like an abortion please.
Would you like us to feel you up to see if all your abortions have caused breast cancer yet?
Sure, as long as it’s free too.
On a positive note, one thing that comes from this whole Komen/PP mess is further exposure of what a clusterfrick Planned Parenthood truly is. A few more cases like this, combined with past scandals and even the most liberal of lefties won’t be able to defend them. Oh wait.. that would imply coherent thinking exists among those on the far Left. What say the Monkey Faced Liberal?
@CarolyntheSoonToBeNotPregnant: Don’t worry. According to my calcamications and prognerstimations, you’ve still got some time.
I just noticed the delivery date that Marko picked. If young Chesty Puller remains in the womb that long, he may storm the walls of his crib immediately after arrival.
Obama used Jesus name? Uh Oh!!! The USA is about to get some smotin’ somewhere! I just hope it isn’t like a monster snow storm here in Minnesota. Down south would be nice, or a monster earthquake where California breaks off and floats over to Somalia…oh wait, they would tip over…anyway, anywhere but in my back yard (Teddy Kennedy) works for me!!! Maybe TOTUS will get like zapped with a gazillion volts and blow chunks! That would be so awesome!!!
That be BeJebus to you, Frankie! Mikey Ramirez had this to say about Tebobama… http://news.investors.com/PhotoPopup.aspx?id=600140
On lighter note.
I was thinking about doing the Bearmageddon thing. Then I remembered I’m not a masochist. Even in the comics. So I think I’ll wait until they come out with BARmageddon and they can show me drinking. Or wait! I could support capitalism by just buying myself a drink! You my friend are a genious.
BRB. I have to go get a drink.
“Smotin'”
Pfffft.
Unless it’s METEORS!!!!!11!!
(We’re having our February thaw out here… nearly 60F and crystal clear! Woo hoo!)
I just realized Cat doesn’t want to bring me chocolate because of Michelle. NOW MICHELLE IS INTERFERING WITH MY CHOCOLATE SUPPLY!! I thought the downfall of Twinkies was severe, but this is going too far! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Oh well. You know what would make me feel better? A Patriots Super Bowl victory this weekend!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!11!!
Oh Jimmy. Oh Jimmy. Come on now, buddy. You’re my fellow Ginger. You’re killing me, man. Here, watch this and bask in the awesomeness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBQaVvLNpoY&feature=share
Besides, rooting against the Patriots?! That’s unPatriotic!
Dear CarolynThe8to9MonthReallyPregnantPerson,
😀
To make up for my Giants rooting (and those rooting Giants!), I’ll just say that as a young basketball player, Bill Russell was my hero and the Celtics were my favorite team. Is that close enough to the Patriot loyalty? I hope so!
Patriotically yours,
Jimmy
(P.S. I’ve been a long-time Giants fan and it’s hard to teach an old dog new tricks.)
Not me Jimmy, I’m rooting for the Giants because I hear Payton Manning’s little brother is on the team somewhere.
I love this new song the left has taken to singing about how abortions are just a small fraction of the serves that Planned Parenthood offers, so we should ignore the fact that they’re the nation’s largest abortion mill. Hate to say it, but if you run a store that sells cereal, milk, butter, and crack… you’re a crack dealer.
Also, if small percentages are irrelevant, let’s stop talking about how abortion is only 3% of Planned Parenthood’s services and start talking about how rape, incest, and the life of the mother account for less than 1% of all abortions performed in this country.
Oh, man, don’t get me started on Planned Parenthood, our public school’s sex education policies, the Department of Education and the young, over-sexed, female generation out there. The whole thing is a fricken disaster.
Don’t get me started! I mean it.
DON’T. DO. IT.
GIANTS!!!!1111!!!!!!MITT!!!!! (how’d that get in there?) RAISINNSSSS!!!!!
And, this week, don’t forget Nancy Pelosi standing with her “fellow Catholics” ….. AGAINST the Bishops, and the Pope, and, you know, “those people.” Footnote here: http://shar.es/fJoAq
And, in case anyone wonders, this is why she won’t be excommunicated: http://shar.es/fJoI6
Patriots or Giants? For who shall I root?
Let’s see, Giants… Andre the Giant… Frenchies..l So I can clearly NOT root for them.
Patriots… Pat riots…. Drunken Irish Brawls… so I can clearly NOT root for them.
Truly, I have a dizzying intellect.
! Maybe TOTUS will get like zapped with a gazillion volts and blow chunks! That would be so awesome
, ussjimmycarter……chunks is my dog! He might like that.
Meanwhile….in some $200 million school somewhere…
Watch in disgust
The future is dim…to say the least but if you really wonder how someone like Obama got elected, this should help.
Isaac, why are you against drunken Irish brawls? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!
Besides, Jimmy: If the Pats lose, I’ll cry. You don’t want a pregnant woman to cry, do you? Right now the hormones are at bay but yesterday I had a false alarm and if the Giants win and dissolve me to tears, who knows if I’ll start labor? Then you’ll feel bad because you encouraged premature labor – and why? Because you didn’t root for the Pats. Think about it. Do what’s right for my baby, me, and the USA: root for the Patriots to win.
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JohnK: Thanks — that was an interesting bit of info. Our pastor, who would rather whack himself with a hammer than speak politically, did so anyway — used the Super Bowl as a segue to asking us what team we are really on — God’s, or the other team? And then read our archbishop’s letter regarding the assault on Catholics from the Obama administration.
I do blame the USCCB; the church should be wise as serpents and gentle as lambs, and never dumb as bricks. It ought to know that many horrors are perpetrated in the name of helping the poor; that freedom of conscience is not always the first to go; that he who pays the piper calls the tune. No Catholic should have ever voted for Obama or his ilk.
On a lighter note, while I’m sorry it made the pregnant lady cry, THE GIANTS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CarolyntheFalseAlarmPregnant –
Sorry, but I was busy rooting for the Giaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. I mean the Paaaaaaaaaaaaa….
Oh, well, the game is over now and the Giaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
won.
Now, don’t cry.
Well I didn’t cry. My husband cut me off from watching after the safety when he saw my head start to spin around on my neck. I guess that freaked him out a little. I came back to the game just in time to see Welker drop a pass that would have kept the Pats’ drive alive,get us to the 20 and probably win the game. Whatever. Then Hernandez dropped passes, Gronk didn’t grab that last toss to the end zone…. ugh. We beat ourselves this time. It was like the ball was a hippie and the Pats were all like, “Woah! I don’t want to touch that!”
I watch a warehouse on the weekends for extra money.
(no Superbowl for me this year)
No one works there during the weekend so it’s very peaceful this time of year.
So I read clear through Ezekiel and Daniel this weekend, between patrols.
There was a Whole Lotta Smiting going on!
“He shall speak words against the Most High, and shall wear out the saints of the Most High, and shall think to change the times and the law; and they shall be given into his hand for a time, two times, and half a time.
But the court shall sit in judgment, and his dominion shall be taken away, to be consumed and destroyed to the end.
And the kingdom and the dominion and the greatness of the kingdoms under the whole heaven shall be given to the people of the saints of the Most High; their kingdom shall be an everlasting kingdom, and all dominions shall serve and obey them.”
– Daniel 7:25-27
“By his cunning he shall make deceit prosper under his hand, and in his own mind he shall magnify himself. Without warning he shall destroy many; and he shall even rise up against the Prince of princes; but, by no human hand, he shall be broken.”
– Daniel 8:25
So, If my interpretation is correct, and if my calculations are correct (two Very big Ifs) things should get interesting around July 31 or August 1, 2012. Or not. (IYKWIMAITYD).