Straight Line of the Day: Why Not Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater? Posted by Oppo on 10 August 2026, 12:00 pm
Because casually tossing dead babies out onto the street is a great way to get arrested. Who do you think I am, some kind of Clinton? 2 Reply to this comment
At worst, a Democrat judge will only give you probation. Seriously, happened recently. Sick. 1 Reply to this comment
I suspect the alleged origin of this saying is funnier, or at least more interesting, than any quips that may be added in response. Stopping now to avoid pedantry. 1 Reply to this comment
DiJonai and Mamdani are fed up with its White privilege. Good chance to say wheeeeeeeee. Woke mayor’s concession to cleaning up the streets. Typical male housekeeping meets same-sex marriage. Woke math meets eugenics meets immigration meets DNC after Canada is asked to hold my beer. 1 Reply to this comment
Re: #5 “Canada”: Why Not Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater? You can just have the MAID do it. 1 Reply to this comment
It’s generally frowned upon in polite society…
It’s tough to explain when the wife gets home…
It defeats the purpose – that baby is gonna be all muddy and stuff…
Das kind mit dem bade ausschütten.
Jeder weiß, wie streng die Deutschen bei der Mülltrennung sind.
https://chatgpt.com/s/m_6a7a0908d170819181671e4c7139fba2
Why would you want to waste good bathwater?
Exactly. Toss the baby, keep the bath water.
Didn’t the jerkwads at Planned Parenthood already get that process started?
Throwing bathwater out is far too much work. Just use the drain.
Because casually tossing dead babies out onto the street is a great way to get arrested. Who do you think I am, some kind of Clinton?
At worst, a Democrat judge will only give you probation. Seriously, happened recently. Sick.
I suspect the alleged origin of this saying is funnier, or at least more interesting, than any quips that may be added in response. Stopping now to avoid pedantry.
Who amongst us has not forgotten there was a baby in the bathwater?
DiJonai and Mamdani are fed up with its White privilege.
Good chance to say wheeeeeeeee.
Woke mayor’s concession to cleaning up the streets.
Typical male housekeeping meets same-sex marriage.
Woke math meets eugenics meets immigration meets DNC after Canada is asked to hold my beer.
Re: #5 “Canada”:
Why Not Throw the Baby Out With the Bathwater? You can just have the MAID do it.