Monster Trucks
Fighter Jets
Firearms
Weed Burners (the propane flame throwers, not Hippies)
Trank Zombies
Any 24 hour gym
A Scuba Diver
An adult toy shop
Barney Rubble comes running into the cave butt naked complaining he can’t find his “thingy” due to the shrinkage factor.
Fred Flintstone dies laughing from a heart attack and then Betty Rubble gets a rock hard lawsuit against the Flintstones ….set in stone.
Everything invented since the year 2,500 BC, maybe even further back. Cavemen had, at most, used the lever (considered to be the first machine). They didn’t have the wheel yet. Imagine the following: A group of cavemen are out hunting. An A-10C with HE ammo for its GAU-8 cannon comes along and kills all but one of them. How would the survivor explain that to the remainder of his tribe? And would he explain it before or after he screwed all the females who were wondering where the men that normally protected them from him (something akin to their husbands) were at?
Of course, I’ve committed the sin of taking your question seriously, rather than as the opening to a joke.
…the fact that insurance companies other than GEICO exist.
A cavewoman…
Some things are universal.
Regarding women:
I still can’t believe how incredibly inappropriate it is to call our planet Earth when it clearly should be called Ocean.
A Cavewoman comes waking in looking like:
AOC
Hillary
Pelosi or
Maxine Waters and bends over in front of Caveman.
A twenty-pelt tax for maintaining a second cave…
A limit on fire use, to prevent a climate catastrophe…
The Forager Diet…meat not allowed…
Pauly Shore?
This question, apparently. I don’t get it.
A pride parade.
Monster Trucks
Fighter Jets
Firearms
Weed Burners (the propane flame throwers, not Hippies)
Trank Zombies
Any 24 hour gym
A Scuba Diver
An adult toy shop
Best to ask Al Green for an answer. Hurry, he got primaried! No more SOTUs for him!
A joy buzzer.
A mirror.
Michelle Obama in drag telling the men how racist they are.
Isn’t the phrase “in drag” a bit redundant when speaking of Michelle?
It might be a misnomer but I liked the way it grabbed some Libs on the Fox News comments page.
Someone barging into a cave, claiming to be an art critic, and peeing on his latest masterpiece mural creation.
Barney Rubble comes running into the cave butt naked complaining he can’t find his “thingy” due to the shrinkage factor.
Fred Flintstone dies laughing from a heart attack and then Betty Rubble gets a rock hard lawsuit against the Flintstones ….set in stone.
What Would Frighten and Confuse a Caveman?
IMAO.
Everything invented since the year 2,500 BC, maybe even further back. Cavemen had, at most, used the lever (considered to be the first machine). They didn’t have the wheel yet. Imagine the following: A group of cavemen are out hunting. An A-10C with HE ammo for its GAU-8 cannon comes along and kills all but one of them. How would the survivor explain that to the remainder of his tribe? And would he explain it before or after he screwed all the females who were wondering where the men that normally protected them from him (something akin to their husbands) were at?
Of course, I’ve committed the sin of taking your question seriously, rather than as the opening to a joke.
At least BRRRRRRRT translates perfectly into any language.
But I also heard that the first documented requests to retire the A-10 were found on the wall of a cave.
Right next to that BUFF picture.