Yesterdame: Self-explanatory.
Internnet: Also self-explanatory.
Esshole: Description of several countries. Might get by censors.
Acendemic: Peculiar to institutions of higher learing and impossible to eradicate.
Svelteschmertz: German term for the feeling of dissatisfaction with, or weariness of, well-toned people.

Sleepetizer: what you smoke or drink before you go to sleep to make you more sleepy
I’ve got a million of ’em! Reading IMAO, for instancce…
Or the comments 😉
Any German word(s): an excuse to spit in somebody’s face under the guise of an intelligent conversation.
DAMF (dumb a** m-f) as in “What a damf!” (best said in your best Samuel L. Jackson voice)
Mothers I’d Like to Venereally Entertain Sometime: The proper plural of MILF.
Mikamania: any IMAO reader knows exactly what it means…and to whom…
The Obama Admin. was so yestergay.