I’m going to petition the state to change the slogan on our license plates from “Famous Potatoes” to “Not Scared of Wild Gorillas.”
For Valentine’s Day, I got my wife stuff. I guess I did okay.
For me, she paid to get me in the Bearmageddon comic. Because she loves me.
I thought your state motto was “No, I didn’t say I’m a ho.”
I can’t name more than one or two famous potatoes. I’m more familiar with the B-list potatoes.
The only famous potatos I know are Mr. Potato Head, Spuds McKenzie, and that one that spells its name weird that got Dan Quayle in trouble. None of those originated in Idaho. Either Idaho needs to step up its game in producing potatos we’ve heard of or they need a new motto.
Idaho – not scared of wild gorillas…yet.
Was going to get my girlfriend a diamond necklace. Then the wife found the box.
Badum bun! Tsst!
Got a new car for the wife. Good trade!
Badum bun! Tsst!
Thank you! Thank you! I’m here all week!
Do you at least get to punch one of the hippies before the bear gets you?
The only potato I ever heard of that was famous was the one that had the image of the Virgin Mary. Are there other famous potatoes? Perhaps a museum?
That would be a good motto if, in fact, most people in your state weren’t afraid of wild gorillas. However, unfortunately, recent polling shows otherwise.
Hey, Frank!
Let us know when you appear in Bearmegedden! I wanna see that!
So your wife paid to see you converted to Purina Bear Chow and eventually to that thing bears do in the woods because she loves you. Got it.
Frankly, all potatoes are famous potatoes.
Ron “Tater Salad” White and his son, Tater Tot. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/998181/
The Mashed Potato still rules in The Land of 1000 Dances. And no, that comment is not a result of drug use or dain brammage.
FrankJ:
Rather than play video games and read comic books, shouldn’t you be working hard to prevent that “incompetent idiot”, President Obama, from securing four more years?
Perhaps by supporting Ricky? He says that “The war is on, and its front lines are advancing towards us and our allies, above all toward Israel..”
Are you just going to sit idly by, and let those front lines keep advancing, because you are too busy pretending that you are killing zombies on your Xbox?
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. There have been 23 straight months of private sector job growth under President Obama’s leadership.
Make sure they draw you wearing a hat so we’ll know it’s you.
(Hat means FrankJ)
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This will probably get me moderated.