If any of you digital image rehab artists want to do a fancier version, a good plate pic can be found here. You can send it to me at harvolson@gmail.com, and depending on its level of awesomeness, I may post it.
UPDATE: Les of Brick Moon [High Praise!] took me up on the challenge and succeeded wildly:
UPDATE: Larsinkima [High Praise!] piles on:
Shouldn’t the plate be a graphic of a wookie pushing your face into broccoli while it eats a tamale?
Or is that too conceptual?
Sorry didn’t connect this with the ate a dog thing. I got the joke a bit late.
If you’ve got the photoshop chops to make it happen, I think that would clear the “awesomeness” bar.
Especially since I hear Wookiee tastes a lot like dog.
But he won’t eat venison, ’cause that’s what bitter clingers eat.
I feel the hate rising within me.
I’d look like that, too, if I were about to be eaten.
Hilarious.
Is that a cup of pug?
I suppose it should’ve been a “mug of pug”, but I didn’t have the skills to add a handle onto the glass.
Found my way over to peoplescube.com today (from a link on americanthinker.com. Hysterical. Y’all should visit, it will definitely improve your day.
Mmmmmmm. Tasty dog chunks. Does it make it’s own gravy?