If the GOP were smart, they would have delayed the RNC until my book was out so they could work it into their platform.

If it weren’t for Republicans, who would the left project their hate and inadequacies onto?

I hope Mr. T is the mystery RNC speaker.

I offered to speak at the RNC if they bought me an XBOX 360 with Kinect, but they would only agree to get me the console alone.

What do people mean the “bacon meme” is over? We’re not going to stop eating bacon, are we?

I didn’t know bacon was a meme. I just thought it was a piece of meat I like on everything.

What my wife did was put bacon into California rolls. Called them “Reagan rolls” since awesome + California = Reagan.

Ron Paul reminds me a lot of Hypnotoad.

Don’t get this most recent review for my last book. Said liberals would laugh at it, but give it 2 stars. Very first two star review, BTW.

So how has the Democrats’ economic plan of yelling racist at everybody been working out?