[High Praise! to Ogrrre]
The People’s Cube shares this headline:
Harry Reid Fathers Two Illegitimate Werewolf Cubs with Underage OWS Girl
Shocking.
I can’t believe they scooped the Enquirer on this one. They’re usually right on top of stories about politicians with secret families.
Anyway, those pictures are MUST SEE. The twins are adorable.
So, vampire zombie pederast crossed with underage OWS female results in werewolf cubs? It must be true; I saw it on the internet. And, the cubs look just like Harry … except cuter, and hairier, and alive.
Congress called recess so Harry could flee the jurisdiction. He’d better prove he hasn’t been diddling the peewees or, under the new Reid Rules, he’s heading for the House of Many Doors for a long time. Maybe he could rent Polanski’s old place.