In Brooklyn, a giant sinkhole suddenly opened up on a street, swallowing a parked car.
Mayor Bloomberg vowed to address the problem by passing a law limiting sinkholes to 16 ounces.
In Brooklyn, a giant sinkhole suddenly opened up on a street, swallowing a parked car.
Mayor Bloomberg vowed to address the problem by passing a law limiting sinkholes to 16 ounces.
A sinkhole? That’s quite the appropriate symbol of Bloomberg’s administration.
This could be a great place to put the deficit, and then, ta-daaa, surplus!
That is how it works, right?
The Earth is trying to eat us, I knew it. Take that schizophrenia meds!
I’m sure NY is only liable for potholes. Hehehe!
In his mind, I’m sure sinkholes are an act of God who doesn’t exist and are therefore covered by Federal funds that don’t exist. Stupid citizens should park over potential sinkholes anyway.
“Mayor Bloomberg has vowed to address the problem by passing a law limiting sinkholes to 16the ounces” But that actually has something to do with the issue, I figured he’d solve it by passing out free morning after pills in middle schools.
I think I saw this movie.
Have any giant alligators been seen in the vicinity?
Find someone in Brooklyn skinny enough to fall in it and then I’ll worry. Heh, heh, heh…
The diminutive mayors next targets are mens’ inseams, big footed women and bra cups that that he can dance a jig in. The guy is like a evil leprechaun in Tiny Town.