Obama’s Visit to the Solyndra Plant

[High Praise! to The Fine Report via The People’s Cube]

Ok, Obama’s mustache is a bit gratuitous, but this is still a good piece.

Obama: “So what’s this thing we’re standing in front of, do?”

Gronet: “It’s a conveyor belt.”

Obama: “Like what’s holding up the pants on this gigantic suit they just made me put on? Whose jacket is this anyways, Chris Christie’s? My wife’s?”

Gronet: “No, no – this belt conveys things.”

Obama: “Does it go left to right, or right to left?”

Gronet: “Good question. I never saw it move.”

Obama: “How come there’s nothing moving?”

Gronet: “What do you mean?”

Obama: “There’s nothing on the conveyor. How come nothing is being moved around?”

Gronet: (laughs) “We don’t ‘move’ anything here because we don’t make anything here! I take that back: we make money. And a lot of it.”
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6 Comments

  1. Obama: “It has a lot of moving parts, doesn’t it?”
    Gronet: “Yeah, thousands.”
    Obama: “You keep it nice and clean. I like that.”
    Gronet: “Yeah, we do.”
    Obama: “Did you build this?”
    Gronet: “Of course not. One of then guys…”
    Obama: “No he didn’t.”

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