Some bacon that Son of Bob [High Praise!] left in the comments:
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And now, a moment with Joe Biden:
JOE BIDEN: …so, my wife and I have some good friends over, and we’re having a few drinks and playing cards and just as I yell “Go fish!” my good friend Burt says, “Joe, how can I pay more taxes?” I said, “What are you talking about, Burt?” And Burt, he’s such a good friend God bless him, he says, “Joe, buddy, I’m a rich man, I make a lot of money, and I spend a lot of money on attorneys to make sure I claim all my deductions, but in the end I don’t pay enough taxes. How can I pay more taxes?” So I told him, “Don’t you worry, pal. Barack and I will get that done.” We need more guys, more real Americans, like my good friend Burt. We need people to realize that, hey man, if we’re gonna help out people in small towns across the country those same people in those small towns have to all work together to pay more taxes so that we can get them the financial help they need.
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
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I can’t remember a promotion at IMAO. High bacon indeed, Son of Bob.
The amazing thing is that reading it is exactly like reading a quote from Biden.
I could actually imagine him saying it. Bacon SoB!
No problem Burt…just continue to vote for Democrats like me ‘n Joe and I guarantee you…your taxes will continue to go up and up. I give you my solemn promise…we will tax you to prosperity or my name isn’t Barak Obama. ~ Barak Obama, President ‘n stuff. PS: And if you’re worried about the debt…don’t. And rest assured Burt, Joe and I aren’t worried about it either.
Cool, I was promoted. Will this affect my 401K?
We knew Joe Biden was the biggest hack since Marge Schott coughed up a lung at the Springfield tire fire and now we know he is absolutely the worst liar in history.