…instead of an eagle holding arrows and an olive branch it’s a kitten holding a food stamp. Instead of “e pluribus unum” it says “I can haz cheezburger?”
It’s now of himself and Michelle wearing togas and a wreath of flowers on their heads and arms outstretched. Stars are around the perimeter. Under their bare feat is the head of George Bush with X’s for eyes and the Wall Street building in ruins. In bright gold underneath is P. R. A. for the new name of the country – the People’s Republic of America.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… to the Starbucks logo. Having a seal around reminded him too much of those guys who actually killed Bin Laden.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… Somewhere hidden in it is now a crudely drawn cartoon of Rahm Emmanuel naked and a picture of Joe Biden at the last State Dinner when he showed up in the clown suit.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… to an enormous panhead screw pointing up. Fitting because he has been a monumental screw up since day one.
President Obama changed the design on the Presidential Seal…It replaces the eagle with a dodo bird holding a hammer and sickle in one claw (do dodo’s really have claws?) and sprig of choom in the other. Imposed behind the dodo is a wind turbine and all surrounded by 57 stars. The scroll above the dodo reads Quas non aedificastis ut! Translated “You didn’t build that!
President Obama changed the design on the Presidential Seal…It’s now one of those 3D renderings where you have to cross your eyes to see it and are never really in focus. Fitting analogy of his presidency.
to be unicorn. Because one day he was asked about the seal, and the choom responded – “that’s not a seal, I’m a walrus!! hehhehheh, no, no … make it a unicorn!!!” and so it was.
…It’s now an image of a ‘chooming unicorn, with a rainbow coming out of its butt, redistributing a bag of money it just stole from a business owner, who is now putting up a ‘Out of Business’ sign, to all the newly unemployed workers. Plus an image of a roasted dog below that.
Beware of, creeping Shari’a,
We see our liberties fraying away,
Remember, somewhere, an Imam’s speaking,
Shari’a, creeping–throughout our land,
INTO OUR HOUSE*.
Jihades work hard, without complaining,
They think those virgins are coming this way!
So always look for, Shari’a creeping,
They claim we’ll be Islamic U.S.A.
* Michelle Obama claims: “This is really what the White House is all about. It’s the “People’s House.” http://www.whitehouse.gov/abou…
THE FACTS SAY OTHERWISE:
* Most secretive White House in history.
* MAJOR INTELLIGENCE LEAKS COME FROM HIGHEST LEVELS
* Fake documents issues to obscure Obama’s true origins and past
* Off-site meetings held to avoid “transparency” requirements.
* Private e-mails from senior officials compromise rules
* Foreign monies flood into White House from…..?
it now features a crescent moon….and a star.
And a hammer and sickle
…a hammer and sickle
…experts call it “a cry for help”
…now it’s just the U.N logo
…instead of an eagle holding arrows and an olive branch it’s a kitten holding a food stamp. Instead of “e pluribus unum” it says “I can haz cheezburger?”
…it’s now just a scanned picture of his butt.
It is now a rotating banner ad.
to the Facebook “like” button.
to the Paypal “donate” button.
To Presidential SEAL Team 6
…and then he ate a schnauzer.
Seal? I thought he just had a dog.
…and then he ate a schnauzer.
…to a photograph of whoever donated the most money that day
…to a red one featuring the profiles of Marx, Engels, and Lenin and himself – just the “improved Mount Rushmore”
…he made it with Joe using macaroni,glue, crayons, and glitter….lots of free time now that the election is over.
A big question mark with this: Nulla Idea, Quid Agam
Translated as: No Idea What I am Doing
…to Mitt Romney’s 1040 from 2002.
Instead of an eagle it is now a couple of vultures fighting over a corpse.
– He added 7 more stars
– He insert “teh” between Pluribus and Unum
– He added a reverse, of his Hope tricolor portrait
It now looks suspiciously like Joe Camel. In an unrelated story R. J. Reynolds made a rather large contribution to the Obama re-election campaign.
…previously, it had an eagle where a picture of Obama should have been.
…completing his mission to replace every reminder of “old America” with his stupid “O”
The eagle is now holding a waffle and arugula.
The eagle is reading from a prompter.
…to add …Sic transit gloria Obama
. . . it’s now a presidential corgi (mmmm, corgies!!!)
it now says IN DOG WE TRUST
It’s now of himself and Michelle wearing togas and a wreath of flowers on their heads and arms outstretched. Stars are around the perimeter. Under their bare feat is the head of George Bush with X’s for eyes and the Wall Street building in ruins. In bright gold underneath is P. R. A. for the new name of the country – the People’s Republic of America.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… to the Starbucks logo. Having a seal around reminded him too much of those guys who actually killed Bin Laden.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… Somewhere hidden in it is now a crudely drawn cartoon of Rahm Emmanuel naked and a picture of Joe Biden at the last State Dinner when he showed up in the clown suit.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… because Valerie Jarrett told him to…
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… He was bound to get around to it eventually, He has changed everything else.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… so there’s one shovel ready Job for you.
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… to an enormous panhead screw pointing up. Fitting because he has been a monumental screw up since day one.
to the crayon drawing Joe made after Sunday dinner because there was no more room on the fridge.
so now the text is in the dark language of Mordor.
…to Marx standing over a dispatched American Revolutionary with “sic semper bonus civis” underneath…
President Obama changed the design on the Presidential Seal…It replaces the eagle with a dodo bird holding a hammer and sickle in one claw (do dodo’s really have claws?) and sprig of choom in the other. Imposed behind the dodo is a wind turbine and all surrounded by 57 stars. The scroll above the dodo reads Quas non aedificastis ut! Translated “You didn’t build that!
President Obama changed the design on the Presidential Seal…It’s now one of those 3D renderings where you have to cross your eyes to see it and are never really in focus. Fitting analogy of his presidency.
….to look like a nicotine patch
Because PETA protested for abuse of an animal. The new design will now be called an “arugula” instead of “seal”.
to be unicorn. Because one day he was asked about the seal, and the choom responded – “that’s not a seal, I’m a walrus!! hehhehheh, no, no … make it a unicorn!!!” and so it was.
after saying “Let’s be clear and more precise, it is The United States FOR the President” as long as I am in office.
He simply changed some of the lettering: In Despair we Trust.
E Unum Pluribus
…It’s now an image of a ‘chooming unicorn, with a rainbow coming out of its butt, redistributing a bag of money it just stole from a business owner, who is now putting up a ‘Out of Business’ sign, to all the newly unemployed workers. Plus an image of a roasted dog below that.
…and everyone in the audience went WTF?
(I got nothin’ for this.)
HERE YOU GO
I am now officially an ‘Artist’, I look forward to suing all who steal my work and profit, you didn’t build that!
When looking for a picture of the Obama logo, just search for crescent moon
…..to the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil characters but made them Wombats instead. Monkeys are racist.
…from the old motto – E pluribus unum “The one is made up of all things, and all things issue from the one.”
To the new motto – I pleadus, umm “The all is made up of one thing, and one thing issued from all. Know what I’m sayin?”
… it now simply says; “BLAME BUSH!”
President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal…To one that leaks!
to a pair of hands choking a chicken and the motto “Killed The Golden Goose, Now For The Fun Times”.
to an empty suit sitting on Chairman Mao’s lap.
so it’s Lady Liberty heading into a Planned Parenthood clinic and the words “That legitimate enough for you babydoll”?
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Beware of, creeping Shari’a,
We see our liberties fraying away,
Remember, somewhere, an Imam’s speaking,
Shari’a, creeping–throughout our land,
INTO OUR HOUSE*.
Jihades work hard, without complaining,
They think those virgins are coming this way!
So always look for, Shari’a creeping,
They claim we’ll be Islamic U.S.A.
* Michelle Obama claims: “This is really what the White House is all about. It’s the “People’s House.” http://www.whitehouse.gov/abou…
THE FACTS SAY OTHERWISE:
* Most secretive White House in history.
* MAJOR INTELLIGENCE LEAKS COME FROM HIGHEST LEVELS
* Fake documents issues to obscure Obama’s true origins and past
* Off-site meetings held to avoid “transparency” requirements.
* Private e-mails from senior officials compromise rules
* Foreign monies flood into White House from…..?