Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal…

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President Obama changed the design on the Presidential Seal…

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  1. …a hammer and sickle

    …experts call it “a cry for help”

    …now it’s just the U.N logo

    …instead of an eagle holding arrows and an olive branch it’s a kitten holding a food stamp. Instead of “e pluribus unum” it says “I can haz cheezburger?”

  2. …and then he ate a schnauzer.

    …to a photograph of whoever donated the most money that day

    …to a red one featuring the profiles of Marx, Engels, and Lenin and himself – just the “improved Mount Rushmore”

    …he made it with Joe using macaroni,glue, crayons, and glitter….lots of free time now that the election is over.

  3. It’s now of himself and Michelle wearing togas and a wreath of flowers on their heads and arms outstretched. Stars are around the perimeter. Under their bare feat is the head of George Bush with X’s for eyes and the Wall Street building in ruins. In bright gold underneath is P. R. A. for the new name of the country – the People’s Republic of America.

  4. President Obama Changed the Design on the Presidential Seal… Somewhere hidden in it is now a crudely drawn cartoon of Rahm Emmanuel naked and a picture of Joe Biden at the last State Dinner when he showed up in the clown suit.

  5. President Obama changed the design on the Presidential Seal…It replaces the eagle with a dodo bird holding a hammer and sickle in one claw (do dodo’s really have claws?) and sprig of choom in the other. Imposed behind the dodo is a wind turbine and all surrounded by 57 stars. The scroll above the dodo reads Quas non aedificastis ut! Translated “You didn’t build that!

  6. President Obama changed the design on the Presidential Seal…It’s now one of those 3D renderings where you have to cross your eyes to see it and are never really in focus. Fitting analogy of his presidency.

  7. to be unicorn. Because one day he was asked about the seal, and the choom responded – “that’s not a seal, I’m a walrus!! hehhehheh, no, no … make it a unicorn!!!” and so it was.

  8. …It’s now an image of a ‘chooming unicorn, with a rainbow coming out of its butt, redistributing a bag of money it just stole from a business owner, who is now putting up a ‘Out of Business’ sign, to all the newly unemployed workers. Plus an image of a roasted dog below that.

  9. …from the old motto – E pluribus unum “The one is made up of all things, and all things issue from the one.”

    To the new motto – I pleadus, umm “The all is made up of one thing, and one thing issued from all. Know what I’m sayin?”

  10. to a pair of hands choking a chicken and the motto “Killed The Golden Goose, Now For The Fun Times”.

    to an empty suit sitting on Chairman Mao’s lap.

    so it’s Lady Liberty heading into a Planned Parenthood clinic and the words “That legitimate enough for you babydoll”?

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  12. TO THE TUNE OF “LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL”

    Beware of, creeping Shari’a,
    We see our liberties fraying away,
    Remember, somewhere, an Imam’s speaking,
    Shari’a, creeping–throughout our land,
    INTO OUR HOUSE*.
    Jihades work hard, without complaining,
    They think those virgins are coming this way!
    So always look for, Shari’a creeping,
    They claim we’ll be Islamic U.S.A.

    * Michelle Obama claims: “This is really what the White House is all about. It’s the “People’s House.” http://www.whitehouse.gov/abou

    THE FACTS SAY OTHERWISE:

    * Most secretive White House in history.
    * MAJOR INTELLIGENCE LEAKS COME FROM HIGHEST LEVELS
    * Fake documents issues to obscure Obama’s true origins and past
    * Off-site meetings held to avoid “transparency” requirements.
    * Private e-mails from senior officials compromise rules
    * Foreign monies flood into White House from…..?

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